Monthly Archives: September 2011

The Godfather

Posted on September 5, 2011 by twitmericks

So close are old Murdoch and Blair/Apparently Tony was there/When Rupert’s 2 daughters/Got dipped in the waters/Of Jordan, so he’s a godpère. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/8740530/Tony-Blair-is-godfather-to-Rupert-Murdochs-daughter.html

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Libyan Liberties

Posted on September 5, 2011 by twitmericks

One of #Libya‘s top opposition/Who was tortured in jail for sedition/Has alleged dirty tricks/By our own MI6/In his extraordinary rendition. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14784365

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Gaddafi and Blair, What a Pair!

Posted on September 5, 2011 by twitmericks

A former PM known as Tony/Counted Muammar G as a crony/The two men had tea/He read Saif’s PhD/And gave positive feedback, the phoney.#libya (tweeted 4/9/11) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/libya/8740464/Libya-secret-documents-link-Tony-Blair-to-Gaddafi-son-Saif-al-Islam-and-his-suspect-thesis.html  

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DSK Home but not Dry

Posted on September 5, 2011 by twitmericks

The man whom they call #DSK/Arrived back in Paris today/No longer accused/Of having abused/A hotel maid, yet discrédité. (tweeted 4/9/11) http://www.euronews.net/2011/09/04/dsk-back-in-france-to-mixed-reception/

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EDL’s Hell

Posted on September 5, 2011 by twitmericks

The #EDL‘s plan to descend/In numbers upon the East End/Ran into the sand/When marches were banned/And their small static demo was penned. (tweeted 3/9/11) http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/sep/03/edl-march-halted-by-police

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Cable Tidy

Posted on September 5, 2011 by twitmericks

Wikileaks publishes cables/As one way of turning the tables/On secretive leaders/It leaves the poor readers/To wade thru the Augean stables. (tweeted 3/9/11) http://english.aljazeera.net/news/americas/2011/09/20119214591524307.html

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Till the cow’s come home

Posted on September 5, 2011 by twitmericks

#Yvonne who escaped from the dairy, a/Spirited cow from Bavaria/Walked into a farm/And will be kept from harm/At a sanctuary in the area. (tweeted 2/9/11) http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/sep/02/yvonne-cow-caught-three-months

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Gillard of Oz

Posted on September 5, 2011 by twitmericks

There is a PM known as Julia/Her party’s becoming unrulier/As much of Australia/Decides she’s a failure/She digs in her heels, acting mulier. (tweeted 2/9/11) http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/content/2011/s3309255.htm

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Dead Ned

Posted on September 1, 2011 by twitmericks

The body of outlaw Ned Kelly/Of tin hat and ironclad belly/Was finally found/In a hole in the ground/And DNA-matched with a rellie. http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/01/us-australia-kelly-idUSTRE7800UJ20110901

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Dorries’s Worries

Posted on September 1, 2011 by twitmericks

Mid-Beds MP Nadine #Dorries/Apparently has a few worries/On advice and #abortion/They’re out of proportion/She can’t even carry the Tories. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/31/downing-street-uturn-abortion-proposals

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