Monthly Archives: February 2012

Fighters in Fighting Shock

Posted on February 19, 2012 by twitmericks

Boxers Chisora and Haye Got into a torrid melee Trading bottles and fists The two pugilists Engaged in unseemly affray.   http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/boxing/9091537/Dereck-Chisora-arrested-after-brawl-with-David-Haye.html

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Libyaration Day

Posted on February 17, 2012 by twitmericks

A year ago now in Benghazi The Libyans got a bit arsy They began to protest And with help from the West Flushed Gaddafi’s regime down the Kazi. http://www.aljazeera.com/news/africa/2012/02/2012217810992680.html

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Wulff in Cheap Loan Thing

Posted on February 17, 2012 by twitmericks

A top politician from Saxony Resented the nosy old hacks ‘n’ ‘e Blew up on the phone Over his iffy loan But as for contrition he lacks any.   http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17072479

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He Won’t let the Sun go Down on Him

Posted on February 17, 2012 by twitmericks

Old Mr Murdoch of Wapping/Whose journos the Met keeps on copping/Insists that the Sun/Will continue to run/& won’t do illegal eavesdropping.

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Canvassing for Oats

Posted on February 16, 2012 by twitmericks

When #Cameron visited Fife Amid anti-union strife The man had his oats But may not have won votes For dislike of the Tories is rife. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/16/david-cameron-tucks-into-scottish-porridge_n_1281367.html

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On Otley Moor Baht Owt*

Posted on February 15, 2012 by twitmericks

A naturist went for a ramble Which is always a bit of a gamble In his case it wuz He was caught by the fuzz Though luckily not by a bramble. *On Otley Moor Without Anything, as opposed to On … Continue reading →

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Xi’s So Fine

Posted on February 15, 2012 by twitmericks

A Chinese VP known as Xi Has had top-level talks in DC But his name on the news Can be apt to confuse Till you realise that Xi is a he. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/9083333/Barack-Obama-tells-Xi-Jinping-China-must-improve-its-human-rights-record.html

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Rangers Dangers

Posted on February 15, 2012 by twitmericks

A team from the banks of the Clyde May shortly go into a slide A tax bill endangers The future of Rangers A really quite old football side. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2012/02/15/rangers-in-crisis-ibrox-club-paying-for-glory-years-say-finance-experts-86908-23749216/

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Zambian Champions

Posted on February 13, 2012 by twitmericks

1000s & 1000s of Zambians Are welcoming home their new champions The chipolopolo Beat Drogba & Kolo To create an extraordinary ambience. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-17011165

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Greece Is The Word Again

Posted on February 12, 2012 by twitmericks

The Mediterranean diet Is austerity, tear gas and riot As lines of police Charge protesters in #Greece Causing pan-European disquiet.  ++++++++++++++++ OK, OK – Only nine months into Twitmericks, seven months into the blog, and already we’re showing repeats. My … Continue reading →

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