Monthly Archives: March 2012

Uncon-Vince-d

Posted on March 7, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Cable Who sat at the Cabinet table Then said in a letter He’d like to do better But Cameron leaves him unable. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17276201

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Hector the Defector

Posted on March 7, 2012 by twitmericks

A prominent hacker named Hector Appears to have been a defector The bizarre FBI Was running a spy Who’s alleged to be Lulzsec’s director.

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Let The Nose Have It

Posted on March 6, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an Egyptian whose nose Drew his time as MP to a close To the Salafist party Cosmetic means tarty (To look at the leaders, it shows)   http://www.albawaba.com/editorchoice/egyptian-salafi-mp-gets-boot-over-nose-job-415609

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Rory’s Glory

Posted on March 6, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a young golfer named Rory Who’s suddenly basking in glory He’s world no. 1 & the boy’s just begun It’s only the start of the story. http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sport/golf/how-rory-mcilroy-became-king-of-the-world-16127098.html

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Abu Qatada and a Man in Amman

Posted on March 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a man in Amman Who had an ingenious plan He said to Teresa Just send us the geezer We’ll treat him as nice as we can! http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/abu-qatada-talks-in-jordan-positive-says-theresa-may-7537115.html

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Haarde Lessons

Posted on March 5, 2012 by twitmericks

A former Icelandic PM Who didn’t quite manage to stem The crash on his isle Is now up for trial Should others be learning from them?  http://news.sky.com/home/business/article/16182474

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Putin the Boot in Again

Posted on March 4, 2012 by twitmericks

The triumph of President Putin Which some of his foes are disputin Was not unexpected But now he’s elected Will Putin be puttin the boot in? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17252190

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TTFN, AVB

Posted on March 4, 2012 by twitmericks

A manager named AVB Was sacked by his team, CFC But the way that the Blues Sack the boss when they lose Is now getting a bit OTT.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17250464

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The Bum’s Rush

Posted on March 4, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old bozo named Rush Who made a poor law student blush He called her a slut So ad men kicked butt And Limbaugh was ordered to hush. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17248737 (OK, so the last line should have been “He’s … Continue reading →

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Private Eyes Ation?

Posted on March 3, 2012 by twitmericks

The British policeman or copper Belongs to the state, as is proper For keeping the peace With private police Undoubtedly must come a cropper. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/mar/03/police-federation-vice-chairman-warning

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