Monthly Archives: May 2012

Unfit But You Know It?

Posted on May 2, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old man from Australia/ Who tried on MPs, inter alia/ Amnesia, humility/ Disdain and senility/ But in the end it was a failure. // Another from the archives, this first appeared when Murdoch was up before the … Continue reading →

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Osama’s karma

Posted on May 2, 2012 by twitmericks

The violent death of Osama/  Was ordered by Barack Obama/  But some say the leader/  Behind al Qaeda/  Had his dogma knocked down by his karma. // Note: this limerick originally appeared on twitter in May 2011 – one of … Continue reading →

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Heathrow Go-slow

Posted on May 1, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a long queue at Heathrow/ Whose speed is so painfully slow/ By the time you arrive/ Into Terminal 5/ You discover it’s now time to go. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/may/01/heathrow-queues-what-to-do?newsfeed=true

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Majority Report

Posted on May 1, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a committee report/ Finding Murdoch a rather bad sort/ And unfit to run/ The Times and The Sun/ Which Tories declined to support. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17912251

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