Monthly Archives: September 2012

Pap-papping Paparazzi

Posted on September 16, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a young duchess named Kate/ Who’s said to be very irate/ After paps papped her paps/ A terrible lapse/ Many journos at length deprecate.  

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Out-of-office – back on Sept 15th

Posted on September 7, 2012 by twitmericks

Having limericked every day/ Since 2011, in  May/ Mick Twister’s to take/ A week’s Twitter break/ (No scandal please while I’m away).

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Harry’s Chopper

Posted on September 7, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a young Prince of the Land/ Who voyaged away to Helmand/ Alone with his chopper/ He has to act proper/ (And naked photography’s banned). ////http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/sep/07/prince-harry-camp-bastion

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Cabernet Reshuffle?

Posted on September 6, 2012 by twitmericks

That young Mr Cameron feller/ Said as he raided the cellar/ “My glass needs refillin/ Before I sack Gillan/ I need to be pissed when I tell ‘er” ////http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/09/06/david-cameron-drank-wine-spelman-to-old-reshuffe_n_1861087.html?1346946236

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Juicy Senussi

Posted on September 6, 2012 by twitmericks

Ex-spy chief Abdullah Senussi/ Saw stuff only spymasters do see/ So Libyans hope/ He’ll give ’em the dope/ On Gaddafi, which could be quite juicy. ////http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/05/abdullah-al-senussi-libya-secrets

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A Deep-fried Mars a Day…

Posted on September 5, 2012 by twitmericks

The chocolate-makers at Mars/ Improbable healthy food czars/ Have got a bit snippy/ With an Aberdeen chippie/ World famous for deep-frying bars. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19487149

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Reshuffle Kerfuffle

Posted on September 4, 2012 by twitmericks

The news on the #reshuffle front/ Is Health’s gone to Jeremy Hunt/ While Baroness Warsi/ Is out on her arsey/ And Lansley’s been given a shunt. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-hunt-promoted-to-health-secretary-in-cabinet-reshuffle-as-andrew-lansley-becomes-commons-leader-8104308.html

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Osbooooooorne

Posted on September 4, 2012 by twitmericks

Mr Osborne, a government dude/ Is not altogether well viewed/ He went to the Games/ & was shot down in flames/ As thousands of people all booed. ////http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/paralympic-sport/9519271/London-2012-George-Osborne-booed-by-Paralympic-crowd.html

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Sun and Moon Sets

Posted on September 3, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a fellow named Moon/ An old  messianic tycoon/ His first name was Sun/ He said he was The One/ And millions danced to his tune. ////http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19466934

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Pistorius Not Happy & Glorious

Posted on September 3, 2012 by twitmericks

Blade runner Oscar Pistorius/ Annoyed that he wasn’t victorious/ Said it was wrong/ As his blades were too long/ Oliveira was not meritorious. ////http://www.channel4.com/news/blade-runner-blames-unfair-advantage-for-200m-loss

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