Monthly Archives: September 2013

Direct Challenge

Posted on September 9, 2013 by twitmericks

Old Gabriel Agbonlahor/Appears to have started a war/With fans of 1D/By kicking the knee/Of Louis, whom they all adore./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/gabriel-agbonlahor-tackles-louis-tomlinson-2260599 Old Gabriel AgbonlahorI gather has started a warWith fans of 1DBy kicking the kneeOf Louis, whom they all adore.http://t.co/6d0d04LEFh — … Continue reading →

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Transports of Delight

Posted on September 8, 2013 by twitmericks

A man on a bus who shampooed His parts in a manner most lewd Declared “I’m not hardened, So may I be pardoned For being so terribly rude”. ///http://www.bedfordshire-news.co.uk/News/Man-74-shampoos-genitals-on-Bedford-bus-after-having-issues-with-his-briefs-20130903121453.htm https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/376825410786295808

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Grounds for Suspicion

Posted on September 8, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was an old Duke of York Who went in the grounds for a walk The over-keen cop Who shouted out “Stop!” Must now feel a bit of a dork. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24005811 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/376802883036921856

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Abbott to Grab it

Posted on September 8, 2013 by twitmericks

Australia‘s general election Resulted for Rudd in rejection And so Tony Abbott Can now have a stab at A shift in a rightward direction. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-24005687 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/376300160084889600

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Labour Movement?

Posted on September 6, 2013 by twitmericks

An unemployed fellow from Wales/ Sought work in electrical sales/ He hadn’t a chance/ As Currys said ‘dance,/ The best Daft Punk mover prevails‘/ // An unemployed fellow from WalesSought work in electrical salesHe hadn't a chanceAs Currys said 'dance,The … Continue reading →

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Union Blues

Posted on September 5, 2013 by twitmericks

The GMB leader Paul Kenny/ Has cost Labour one pretty penny/ By telling Ed Mili its/ Member affiliates/ Won’t from now on be as many. ///http://www.channel4.com/news/gmb-union-labour-party-campaigns-ed-miliband-cec https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/375531689591595008 ///

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There Was an Old Geezer…

Posted on September 5, 2013 by twitmericks

Yep, today’s the day. Mick Twister’s debut book, There Was an Old Geezer Called Caesar: A History of the World in 100 Limericks is out, and should be in the shops in the UK and, I think, other parts of the world … Continue reading →

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Sun Block

Posted on September 3, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a man with a car/ Who said it is rather bizarre/ That big office tower/ Has used solar power/ To melt my poor jag from afar. ///http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/walkie-scorchie-light-reflecting-londons-2246829 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/374990980140634112

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Spurs Get Baleout

Posted on September 2, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a Welsh winger named Bale, A chap whose eventual sale Cost Real Madrid 85 million quid Plus pay at the top of their scale. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23538218 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/374473854418046976  

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That Was the Frost that Was

Posted on September 1, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Frost/ A TV man now sadly lost./ Although he was gracious/ He could be tenacious,/ As Nixon found out to his cost. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23920336 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/374183536086892546 **Five days till UK publication day: http://www.amazon.co.uk/There-Was-Geezer-Called-Caesar/dp/1907554866/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1375432501&sr=8-1&keywords=mick+twister **

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