Monthly Archives: January 2015

Blogger-Floggers

Posted on January 10, 2015 by twitmericks

An old theocratic regime/ Where fear of dissent reigns supreme/ Has publicly flogged/ A fellow who blogged/ Which some may find rather extreme./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-30744693 An old theocratic regimeWhere fear of dissent reigns supremeHas publicly floggedA fellow who bloggedWhich some may … Continue reading →

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We are all Charlie

Posted on January 8, 2015 by twitmericks

As a journalist, humourist and human being, I have to respond somehow, hard as it is. 1) On France’s most terrible day The people have gathered to say To those opportunists Who murder cartoonists We’re all Charlie Hebdo today./// 2) … Continue reading →

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Double-barrelled

Posted on January 7, 2015 by twitmericks

A man with two willies declared I fear many women are scared The pleasure is double And rather less trouble With one correspondingly paired http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30684471 A man with two willies declaredI fear many women are scaredThe pleasure is doubleAnd rather … Continue reading →

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You Better Watch Out…

Posted on January 7, 2015 by twitmericks

A woman who lived in LA/ Got stuck in a chimney one day/ We just saw a foot/ All covered in soot/ As she dangled naked halfway.

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Come and Get Me!

Posted on January 5, 2015 by twitmericks

A Kiwi decided his fate/ Was jihad with Islamic State./ He tweeted for terror/ But made one big error -/ He did it on geolocate./// http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11380705 A Kiwi decided his fateWas jihad with Islamic State.He tweeted for terrorBut made one … Continue reading →

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Not Randy Andy

Posted on January 3, 2015 by twitmericks

A chap of the royal variety/ And pillar of British society/ Who’s named in relation/ To teen exploitation/ Denies underage impropriety. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30659629 A chap of the royal varietyAnd pillar of British societyWho's named in relationTo teen exploitationDenies underage impropriety. — … Continue reading →

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