Monthly Archives: March 2015

Shapps’s Lapse

Posted on March 16, 2015 by twitmericks

Conservative chairman Grant Shapps/ Has had to admit that perhaps/ Although he denied/ His job on the side/ He’d suffered a memory lapse./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/mar/16/grant-shapps-urged-to-quit-over-second-job-under-michael-green-pseudonym Conservative chairman Grant ShappsHas had to admit that perhapsAlthough he deniedHis job on the sideHe'd suffered … Continue reading →

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Organ Transplant

Posted on March 14, 2015 by twitmericks

A man with no penis who chose A transplant to get a new hose, When asked to assess The organ’s success Replied: “Well it comes and it goes”. A man with no penis who choseA transplant to get a new … Continue reading →

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They’ve Got To Give it Up

Posted on March 11, 2015 by twitmericks

The kids of the late Marvin Gaye/ Won out in a court in LA/ The jury concurred/ The lines were not blurred/ So Robin and Pharrell must pay./// http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/mar/10/blurred-lines-pharrell-robin-thicke-copied-marvin-gaye The kids of the late Marvin GayeWon out in a court … Continue reading →

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Wheels Come Off Top Gear

Posted on March 11, 2015 by twitmericks

The BBC programme Top Gear/ Will not, as intended, appear/ Some new contravention/ Caused Clarkson’s suspension/ & may leave him out on his ear./// http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/11/uk-britain-clarkson-suspension-idUKKBN0M61TR20150311 The BBC programme Top GearWill not, as intended, appearSome new contraventionCaused Clarkson's suspension& may leave … Continue reading →

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No Shades of Grey in School

Posted on March 6, 2015 by twitmericks

A pupil who dressed for Book Day/ As character Christian Grey/ Found this was not cool/ For these days in school/ The cane is no longer OK./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-31760713 A pupil who dressed for Book DayAs character Christian GreyFound this was … Continue reading →

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I’m No Big Mass Debater, Says PM

Posted on March 5, 2015 by twitmericks

The UK Prime Minister said/ He wouldn’t debate head-to-head;/ Now Dave’s running scared/ He’ll be empty-chaired/ And Nick can do battle with Ed./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/11451072/David-Cameron-could-be-empty-chaired-in-TV-debates-as-Labour-accuse-him-of-running-scared.html The UK Prime Minister saidHe wouldn't debate head-to-head;Now Dave's running scaredHe'll be empty-chairedAnd Nick can do … Continue reading →

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The Long and Short of It

Posted on March 3, 2015 by twitmericks

Research shows the average dong/ Is 5.16 inches long/ When fully erect -/ They had to be checked/ As estimates sometimes prove wrong./// http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/mar/03/the-results-are-in-study-reveals-average-penis-size Research shows the average dongIs 5.16 inches longWhen fully erect –They had to be checkedAs estimates … Continue reading →

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