A two-parter for you today…
1)
Dear PM, So long, it’s been real,/
But now on reflection I feel/
I cannot in conscience/
Support this old nonsense -/
Although I helped broker the deal.///
2)
Dear kindly Prime Minister May,/
I’m sadly unable to stay/
And serve in a cabinet/
Without Mr Raabinet,/
Sincere regards, Esther McVey.///