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Cluster F*cked

Posted on September 14, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Trappe/ Who had a ballooning mishappe/ His cluster lost motion/ Well short of the ocean/ In fact it was utterly crappe./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24076168 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/378808973685579776

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Mail Sale Fail

Posted on September 13, 2013 by twitmericks

The company called Royal Mail/ Is now to be put up for sale/ I doubt that my letter/ Will fare any better/ To judge by what happened with rail. ////http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/sep/12/royal-mail-strikes-privatisation https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/378239364054405120

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Special Delivery

Posted on September 12, 2013 by twitmericks

Police have moved in to detain/ A mum-to-be catching a plane./ Officials suspecting/ She wasn’t expecting/ Discovered the bump hid cocaine. ///http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/video-canadian-woman-held-over-baby-bump-cocaine-stash-8811328.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/378198073672884224

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Direct Challenge

Posted on September 9, 2013 by twitmericks

Old Gabriel Agbonlahor/Appears to have started a war/With fans of 1D/By kicking the knee/Of Louis, whom they all adore./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/gabriel-agbonlahor-tackles-louis-tomlinson-2260599 Old Gabriel AgbonlahorI gather has started a warWith fans of 1DBy kicking the kneeOf Louis, whom they all adore.http://t.co/6d0d04LEFh — … Continue reading →

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Transports of Delight

Posted on September 8, 2013 by twitmericks

A man on a bus who shampooed His parts in a manner most lewd Declared “I’m not hardened, So may I be pardoned For being so terribly rude”. ///http://www.bedfordshire-news.co.uk/News/Man-74-shampoos-genitals-on-Bedford-bus-after-having-issues-with-his-briefs-20130903121453.htm https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/376825410786295808

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Grounds for Suspicion

Posted on September 8, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was an old Duke of York Who went in the grounds for a walk The over-keen cop Who shouted out “Stop!” Must now feel a bit of a dork. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24005811 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/376802883036921856

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Abbott to Grab it

Posted on September 8, 2013 by twitmericks

Australia‘s general election Resulted for Rudd in rejection And so Tony Abbott Can now have a stab at A shift in a rightward direction. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-24005687 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/376300160084889600

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Labour Movement?

Posted on September 6, 2013 by twitmericks

An unemployed fellow from Wales/ Sought work in electrical sales/ He hadn’t a chance/ As Currys said ‘dance,/ The best Daft Punk mover prevails‘/ // An unemployed fellow from WalesSought work in electrical salesHe hadn't a chanceAs Currys said 'dance,The … Continue reading →

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Union Blues

Posted on September 5, 2013 by twitmericks

The GMB leader Paul Kenny/ Has cost Labour one pretty penny/ By telling Ed Mili its/ Member affiliates/ Won’t from now on be as many. ///http://www.channel4.com/news/gmb-union-labour-party-campaigns-ed-miliband-cec https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/375531689591595008 ///

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There Was an Old Geezer…

Posted on September 5, 2013 by twitmericks

Yep, today’s the day. Mick Twister’s debut book, There Was an Old Geezer Called Caesar: A History of the World in 100 Limericks is out, and should be in the shops in the UK and, I think, other parts of the world … Continue reading →

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