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Brighton Crock

Posted on September 26, 2012 by twitmericks

Nicholas Clegg went to Brighton/ Without a clear platform to fight on/ The senior Lib Dem/ Said back the PM/ Altho our poll rating’s a shite ‘un. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/sep/26/nick-clegg-lib-dem-troops

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Good Try, Mr Mackenzie

Posted on September 26, 2012 by twitmericks

Mackenzie, ex-boss of the Sun/ Refuses to face what he’s done/ He blames the Old Bill/ Cos he gets some ill will/ For a headline he opted to run. //// http://blogs.channel4.com/alex-thomsons-view/kelvin-mackenzie-demands-hillsborough-apology-police/2757

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Foam Sweet Foam

Posted on September 26, 2012 by twitmericks

A clubber from east Aberdeen/ Said “What can this possibly mean?/ My Grampian home/ Is all covered in foam/ Till it looks like a Magaluf scene!” http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19716141

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Off With His Hook!

Posted on September 25, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old Queen who protested:/ “Why wasn’t Old Hooky arrested?/ If I were in power/ He’d be in the Tower/ I’d do what the other Queen Bess did!” //// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19709599

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Mitchell and Pleb

Posted on September 24, 2012 by twitmericks

A Tory who swore at a copper/ Is sorry for acting improper/ MP Andrew Mitchell/ Hopes that’s an act which’ll/ Prevent him from coming a cropper. ///

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Grant Shapps – He’s really Two Chaps

Posted on September 23, 2012 by twitmericks

There once were a couple of chaps/ But apparently both were Grant Shapps/ The Tory MP/ Had another ID/ He attempted to keep under wraps. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/sep/21/grant-shapps-posed-web-guru?newsfeed=true

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Beardy Weirdy

Posted on September 21, 2012 by twitmericks

An old Amish man with a beard/ Had enemies forcibly sheared/ He’s now been convicted/ For hurt he inflicted/ And for being decidedly weird. /// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9556766/Amish-men-found-guilty-in-beard-cutting-attacks.html

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Whip Lets Rip

Posted on September 21, 2012 by twitmericks

A senior Tory Chief Whip/ Berated police, letting rip/ & told one to his face/ “F-ing plebs, know your place”/ See the mask of togetherness slip. ///http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4549265/Andrew-Mitchell-insults-police-at-Downing-Street-by-calling-them-fing-plebs.html

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War Baby

Posted on September 20, 2012 by twitmericks

A soldier on base in Helmand/ Had pains she did not understand/ The doctor said “Maybe/ You’re having a baby”/ Conceivably not what was planned. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19657646

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Nick Feels a Prick

Posted on September 20, 2012 by twitmericks

Liberal Democrat Nick/ Made a pledge to which he didn’t stick/ Now sorry for making it/ If not for breaking it/ Conscience-wise, Nick feels a prick. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nick-clegg-eats-humble-pie-over-broken-promises-8157482.html

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