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Bishop Bashes Bishops

Posted on October 30, 2011 by twitmericks

The C of E Bishop of Buckingham/Says Occupy campers have pluck in’ em/& argues St Pauls/Is lacking in balls/On big issues as it is ducking ’em

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Assad Case

Posted on October 30, 2011 by twitmericks

President #Assad of Syria/Exhibits increasing hysteria/His regime is at stake/So he warns of a quake/As his rhetoric grows ever wearier. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/8857898/Assad-challenge-Syria-at-your-peril.html

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Jimmy Riddle

Posted on October 29, 2011 by twitmericks

Now then, farewell Jimmy #Saville/A voice of cigars and of gravel/Tracksuits & bling/In the 70s, your thing/Became the direction of travel. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15507374

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Ex-PMs’ Exes

Posted on October 29, 2011 by twitmericks

Thatcher & Major & Blair/Get rather a generous share/Of the wealth of the land/Claiming 100s of grand/Just for answering letters – unfair! http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/28/margaret-thatcher-expenses-claim?newsfeed=true

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The Secret of My Succession

Posted on October 28, 2011 by twitmericks

The Commonwealth Summit in Perth/Wants succession made more down 2 earth/Bringing gender equality/Into the polity/If one’s of UK royal birth. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15492607

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Water Canon!

Posted on October 27, 2011 by twitmericks

Clergyman Dr Giles Fraser/The #OccupyLSX praiser/Has quit as a canon/While the City of Mammon/Exerts pressure as St Paul’s fundraiser. http://www.channel4.com/news/canon-at-st-pauls-resigns-over-protest?p98p8

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Pension Tension

Posted on October 27, 2011 by twitmericks

Money is too tight to mention/In Rome, where political tension/Turned into a fight/As MPs on the right/Brawled over the age for a pension. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203554104576655131145795512.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

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Angela Wrangler

Posted on October 26, 2011 by twitmericks

Ahead of the summit in Brussels/Ms Merkel’s been flexing her muscles/With no deal yet/As to who pays the debt/Expect intra-Eurozone tussles. http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ixi2ER77fmp4Va0T88CgaVsSNi4w?docId=b84f856ef0fb462480055c57f56c0b1f

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War on Terry

Posted on October 25, 2011 by twitmericks

The Chelsea defender John Terry/May be up for a disciplinary/He hopes if he faces ’em/The FA won’t find racism/Just being abusive & sweary. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/latest/2011/10/25/terry-gets-villas-boas-backing-115875-23514218/

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Revolting Tories

Posted on October 25, 2011 by twitmericks

Rebellious Tory backbenchers/Find most EU treaties contentious/They seek to amend ’em/With their referendum/And such Eurosceptical ventures. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/24/david-cameron-tory-rebellion-europe

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