Water Pity

Posted on August 21, 2012 by twitmericks

American swimmer Diana/

Tried to swim to the Keys from Havana/

But jellyfish stings/

Bad weather & things/

In the end made her no longer wanna.

///http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/08/21/us-cuba-swim-idUSBRE87K0J120120821

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George’s Position on Coition

Posted on August 21, 2012 by twitmericks

The Galloway sexual position/

Requires no prior permission/

Before each insertion/

(Not everyone’s version/

Of mutual consent in coition).

///http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/aug/20/george-galloway-julian-assange-rape

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Gu Lag

Posted on August 20, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a woman named Gu/

Whose husband was fired in a coup/

The party man’s wife/

Is now doing life/

And there isn’t a lot Bo can do.

///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/aug/20/gu-kailai-suspended-death-sentence?newsfeed=true

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Todd on Their Side

Posted on August 19, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a House member named Todd/

Whose ideas are decidedly odd/

He thinks violation/

Does not cause gestation/

The small-minded ignorant sod.

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http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-rep-todd-akin-no-pregnancy-from-legitimate-rape-20120819,0,7447581.story

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WikiSpeaks

Posted on August 19, 2012 by twitmericks

Julian Assange has been speaking/

Defending the practice of leaking/

He had more to say/On the US of A/

Than the justice that Sweden is seeking.

///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/julian-assange-calls-for-end-to-us-war-on-whistleblowers-8061322.html

 

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Kick-Assad Envoy Required

Posted on August 18, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old man from Algeria/

Who fitted the UN’s criteria/

To reboot the plan/

Left by Kofi Annan/

I.e. kick it up the posterior. 

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http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/08/18/uk-syria-crisis-idUKBRE86H18C20120818

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Free Pussy Riot

Posted on August 17, 2012 by twitmericks

There are today 3 Russian women/

Locked up where a state puts a crim in/

For loudly disputin/

The power of Putin/

So free Pussy Riot, put him in.

///http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/aug/17/pussy-riot-trial-verdict-live

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Wikileaker Asylum-seeker

Posted on August 16, 2012 by twitmericks

The man who set up Wikileaks/

Has been stuck in a mission for weeks/

But now Ecuador/

If he gets out the door/

Will grant the asylum he seeks.#

///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/no-safe-passage-out-of-the-uk-for-julian-assange-says-william-hague-8052991.html

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Persie of Cash

Posted on August 16, 2012 by twitmericks

Dutch striker Robin van Persie/

Abandoned his Arsenal jersey/

To take Glazer’s dollars/

And wear Man U colours/

Making Arsenal fans a bit cursy.

///http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/908710-robin-van-persies-manchester-united-move-sends-arsenal-fans-into-despair

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Life After Football

Posted on August 15, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a young man named Fabrice/

Whose playing career has to cease/

Muamba is giving/

His thanks to be living/

So may he live long & in peace.

///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19265338

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