Threat to a Breakup or Storm in a D-Cup?

Posted on January 29, 2012 by twitmericks

Lingerie boss Michelle Mone/Says if the Scots go it alone/She’ll pack up her bras, go/Away and leave Glasgow/(An Ultimo-tum, as it’s known).

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/scottish-politics/9047395/Ultimo-lingerie-tycoon-Michelle-Mone-I-will-move-my-business-to-England-if-Scotland-becomes-independent.html

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Twitter Blackout

Posted on January 28, 2012 by twitmericks

The powers that be here at Twitter/Have made many users feel bitter/To censor a tweet/Is accepting defeat/An act not of fighter but quitter.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/twitter-faces-user-backlash-over-move-to-censor-messages-6295915.html

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Cloud over The Sun

Posted on January 28, 2012 by twitmericks

4 senior hacks at the Sun/Were arrested and may yet be done/Along with a cop/As his pals search the shop/Looking out for a nice smoking gun.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/jan/28/news-international-four-men-arrested?newsfeed=true

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TV Mystic gets Legalistic

Posted on January 27, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a celebrity mystic/Who read the Mail then went ballistic/TV’s Sally Morgan/Is suing the organ/Which thought her claims unrealistic.

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This one was a special request from @davidtpegg. So there you go. Do I do requests? Maybe, on a case by case basis I guess.

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/story.asp?sectioncode=1&storycode=48632&c=1

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Newt’s Lunar Toons

Posted on January 27, 2012 by twitmericks

Newt Gingrich has flown the balloon/Of a US-run base on the moon/If he gets his way/There’ll be, I would say/A lunar insurgency soon.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/newt-gingrichs-plan-for-a-moon-base-is-it-science-fiction/2012/01/26/gIQAKVC2TQ_story.html

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Hester’s Pester Power

Posted on January 27, 2012 by twitmericks

The boss of the bank RBS/Is to profit from public largess/With a million quid bonus/Be quiet you moaners/Why should #Hester settle for less?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/jan/27/outrage-mounts-rbs-boss-bonus?newsfeed=true

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Francois’s Faux Pas

Posted on January 26, 2012 by twitmericks

Un politicien named Francois/Has un certain je ne sais quoi/To rally the vote/He repeated a quote/De Nick Shakespeare not Will, quel faux pas!

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Peer Pressure

Posted on January 26, 2012 by twitmericks

Over 30 Conservative Lords/Rebellious ermine-clad hordes/Crossed over the floor/In defence of the poor/(After lunch with their company boards).

 

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Ubergeek Up the Creek

Posted on January 25, 2012 by twitmericks

Ubergeek Mr Dotcom/Whose websites are making a bomb/Has been refused bail/So must languish in jail/Till he can’t tell his RAM from his ROM.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/internet/9037396/Megaupload-founder-Kim-Dotcom-refused-bail.html

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Barack Obama in “Tax the Rich” Drama

Posted on January 25, 2012 by twitmericks

A President known as Barack’s/Called for rich folk to pay higher tax/After Romney’s return/I think I discern/He’s exploiting Republican cracks.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/9037298/State-of-the-Union-2012-Barack-Obama-draws-election-battle-lines-in-State-of-the-Union-address.html

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