Tag Archives: cameron

Chancer Osborne

Posted on July 26, 2012 by twitmericks

The Chancellor of the Exchequer/ Is trying to keep up his pecker/ And stick to plan A/ As friends melt away/ And newspapers brand him a wrecker. /// http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/vince-cable-denies-chancellor-ambitions-as-pressure-mounts-on-george-osborne-1-2434091

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Rebel Yelled At

Posted on July 11, 2012 by twitmericks

A rebellious Tory named Jesse/ Got told by the whips that unless ‘e/ Was Cameron’s mate/ He must leave the estate/ Or else it could get a bit messy.  /// http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron-boils-over-in-lords-reform-confrontation-with-tory-rebel-leader-jesse-norman-7935924.html  

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Tax Attacks

Posted on June 21, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a British PM/ Who decided he had to condemn/ The avoidance of tax/ But inherited stacks/ Which had minimal tax paid on them. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18528082 http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/apr/20/cameron-family-tax-havens

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

How Rebekah Kept up Dave’s Pecker

Posted on June 14, 2012 by twitmericks

DC had a BF, Rebekah/ Who helped him to keep up his pecker/ We’re in it together/ She wrote – any weather/ He watches the scandal now wreck ‘er. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18437287

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

You Booze, You Lose

Posted on June 11, 2012 by twitmericks

PM David Cameron’s daughter/ Got left where a child didn’t oughta/ She sat in the bar/ While he left in a car/ (DC shoulda stayed on the water!) /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jun/11/david-cameron-daughter-behind-pub?newsfeed=true

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged | Leave a comment

Hunt the Memo

Posted on May 24, 2012 by twitmericks

A memo from Jeremy Hunt/ Suggests that he led from the front/ In backing Sky’s bid/ So what his Spad did/ Wasn’t down to some low-level grunt. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/leveson-inquiry/9288422/Leveson-Inquiry-Jeremy-Hunt-memo-shows-he-backed-News-Corp-bid-for-BSkyB-before-taking-charge-of-decision.html

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Chillax? Don’t Do It

Posted on May 19, 2012 by twitmericks

  Dave Cameron likes to “chillax”/ (Or so says a book by two hacks)/ With home karaoke/  But I think that’s hokey/ And really he reads about tax.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged | Leave a comment

Lots of Laughs with Dave

Posted on May 11, 2012 by twitmericks

When Cameron texted with Beks/ Who backed him in general elex/ They got on so well/ He signed off L.O.L/ (And probably xxxx). /// http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2012/05/11/no-joke-brooks-admits-cameron-s-lol-texts

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Fair Shares?

Posted on May 10, 2012 by twitmericks

Ex-Cameron aide Andy Coulson/ Was hazy regarding the rules on/ Financial affairs/ And so kept his shares/ (If you believe that you’re a fool, son!) /// http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/uk/leveson-inquiry-andy-coulson-reveals-he-held-40000-of-news-corps-shares-while-working-at-no-10-7733097.html  

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

PM’s SMS SOS

Posted on May 9, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a red top named Rebekah/ And no one in power could check ‘er/ If she became vexed/ The PM would text/ To tell her to keep up her pecker. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/may/09/david-cameron-texted-rebekah-brooks

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment