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A Massive Dick

Posted on March 4, 2016 by twitmericks

Said Donald “I thank my creator/ That nobody’s penis is greater/ Lil’ Marco is wrong/ I’ve got a huge schlong”/ Asserted the great mass debater./// http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/03/donald-trump-assures-americans-his-penis-is-big-enough-to-lead.html Said Donald "I thank my creatorThat nobody's penis is greaterLil' Marco is wrongI've got … Continue reading →

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A Doctor Writes…

Posted on December 15, 2015 by twitmericks

Republican Donald’s physician/ Said: “Trump is in A1 condition,/ Of excellent health/ And also great wealth,/ (Which helped to decide my position)”./// http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2015/12/14/doctor-donald-trump-strength-stamina-extraordinary/77302000/ Republican Donald's physicianSaid: Trump is in A1 condition,Of excellent healthAnd also great wealth,Which helped to decide my … Continue reading →

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Things that go Trump in the Night

Posted on November 7, 2012 by twitmericks

Billionaire Donald J. Trump/ Has been having a little tub-thump/ But the popular vote/ Is Obama’s, I note/ So the Trumpster can go take a jump. /// http://www.salon.com/2012/11/07/donald_trump_loses_it_calls_for_revolution/?fb_action_ids=4695411870806&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%224695411870806%22%3A485838804793530%7D&action_type_map=%7B%224695411870806%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D

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Trump Card

Posted on October 25, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old fellow named Trump/ Apparently quite off his chump/ He’s offering piles/ For Obama’s old files/ To help Romney out on the stump. ///http://news.sky.com/story/1002207/trump-5m-for-obamas-school-travel-records

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She Was a He

Posted on April 4, 2012 by twitmericks

A Canadian pageant contender/ A beauty of reassigned gender/ Was cruelly barred/ Till she played her Trump card/ And Donald was forced to surrender. http://www.vancouversun.com/Transgender+woman+Jenna+Talackova+will+compete+Miss+Universe+Canada+pageant+With+Video/6404953/story.html

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