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Dribbler Nibbler

Posted on June 24, 2014 by twitmericks

There is a young man named Luis/ Who suffers an awful caprice/ On spying the tender/ Soft flesh of defender/ He’s driven to bite off a piece./// http://www.channel4.com/news/luis-suarez-world-cup-uruguay-italy-england-costa-rica https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/481524488182710273

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Present Imperfect

Posted on May 20, 2014 by twitmericks

The champions suffered a rift/ With birthday boy Toure quite miffed/ He said “It is shitty/ Of Manchester City:/ The club didn’t buy me a gift!” ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27484318 The champions suffered a riftWith birthday boy Toure quite miffedHe said "It is … Continue reading →

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Email Trouble

Posted on May 18, 2014 by twitmericks

A prominent football exec// Awaits a redundancy cheque/ Because of his emails/ Disparaging females His goal now is saving his neck. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27453146

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The Frozen One

Posted on April 22, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Moyes/ Who took over Ferguson’s boys/ Before very long/ It all went Pete Tong./ What football creates it destroys. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27107795 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/458521008635658241

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Mistaken Identity

Posted on March 24, 2014 by twitmericks

The ref in an Arsenal game/ Thought Gibbs and the Ox looked the same/ The silly old git/ Has had to admit/ He gave the wrong player the blame. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26711403 The ref in an Arsenal gameThought Gibbs and the Ox … Continue reading →

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No Biffs, No Butts

Posted on March 2, 2014 by twitmericks

When Pardew was sent to the stand& made to pay 1 hundred grandHe said I am guttedI shouldn’t have buttedIn future I’ll just use my hand. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/hull-1-newcastle-4-alan-pardew-issued-100000-fine-and-given-formal-warning-by-club-after-astonishing-clash-with-david-meyler-9162628.html When Pardew was sent to the stand& made to pay 1 hundred grandHe … Continue reading →

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For Quenelle Anelka!

Posted on January 21, 2014 by twitmericks

There once was a dodgy salute/ That landed West Brom in dispute/ Because of a feller/ Who did the quenelle/ The club sponsors gave them the boot./// http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/zoopla-announce-they-will-end-sponsorship-of-west-brom-following-nicolas-anelka-quenelle-gesture-9072633.html  There once was a dodgy saluteThat landed West Brom in disputeBecause of … Continue reading →

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Spurred Off

Posted on December 16, 2013 by twitmericks

There is an old club known as Spurs/ Where all is not well, one infers/ Andre Villas-Boas/ Has just had to go as/ They lost (as too often occurs). ///http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/villas-boas-sacked-45m-goodbye-deal-for-spurs-boss-axed-after-50-home-defeat-to-liverpool-9008223.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/412615424690638848

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Direct Challenge

Posted on September 9, 2013 by twitmericks

Old Gabriel Agbonlahor/Appears to have started a war/With fans of 1D/By kicking the knee/Of Louis, whom they all adore./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/gabriel-agbonlahor-tackles-louis-tomlinson-2260599 Old Gabriel AgbonlahorI gather has started a warWith fans of 1DBy kicking the kneeOf Louis, whom they all adore.http://t.co/6d0d04LEFh — … Continue reading →

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Spurs Get Baleout

Posted on September 2, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a Welsh winger named Bale, A chap whose eventual sale Cost Real Madrid 85 million quid Plus pay at the top of their scale. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23538218 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/374473854418046976  

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