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War on Terry

Posted on October 25, 2011 by twitmericks

The Chelsea defender John Terry/May be up for a disciplinary/He hopes if he faces ’em/The FA won’t find racism/Just being abusive & sweary. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/latest/2011/10/25/terry-gets-villas-boas-backing-115875-23514218/

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Striker on Strike

Posted on October 6, 2011 by twitmericks

Overpaid footballer Tevez/May be jobless if Man City severs/Its ties with the berk/Whose refusal to work/Undermined all his other endeavours. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/05/carlos-tevez-refuse-kia-joorabchian?newsfeed=true

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Sky’s the Limit

Posted on October 4, 2011 by twitmericks

Karen, the boss of a boozer/Is worried when Sky TV sues ‘er/But Europe’s top court/Says we can watch sport/Without paying Murdoch, the loser. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/oct/04/premier-league-tv-coverage?newsfeed=true

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Barton – Fink

Posted on August 13, 2011 by twitmericks

Footballing thug Joey Barton/Could start a war in kindergarten/He just needs a ball/His own innate gall/And another poor mug he can start on. http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/13082011/63/wenger-barton-red.html

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