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Infectious personality

Posted on February 11, 2019 by twitmericks

A Fox TV host who affirms/ The lack of existence of germs/ May now find the friends/ To whom he extends/ No longer on handshaking terms./// A Fox TV host who affirmsThe lack of existence of germsMay now find the … Continue reading →

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Jail Fail

Posted on August 4, 2018 by twitmericks

A racist imprisoned in May/ Is lying about his brief stay;/ The mendacious fucker/ Told credulous Tucker/ It’s just like Guantanamo Bay./// A racist imprisoned in MayIs lying about his brief stay;The mendacious fuckerTold credulous TuckerIt's just like Guantanamo Bay.https://t.co/O99GFyyuNp … Continue reading →

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Brief Encounter

Posted on April 16, 2018 by twitmericks

A fellow of narcissist vanity/ And dubious levels of sanity/ Engaged Michael Cohen/ To stop stories flowing/ But why did Fox anchor Sean Hannity?/// https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/16/politics/michael-cohen-hearing/index.html A fellow of narcissist vanityAnd dubious levels of sanityEngaged Michael CohenTo stop stories flowingBut why … Continue reading →

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What the Fox Laura on About?

Posted on March 29, 2018 by twitmericks

There is a Fox anchor named Laura,/ All sensible people deplaura/ She keeps getting horrider/ To schoolkids in Florida,/ For fear that the world might ignaura./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/coralewis/fox-anchor-laura-ingraham-parkland-david-hogg?utm_term=.neEapXdYX&bftwnews#.asDB8DZWD There is a Fox anchor named Laura,All sensible people deplauraShe keeps getting horriderTo … Continue reading →

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Kiss Off

Posted on November 18, 2017 by twitmericks

A lewd rock n roller named Gene/ Was barred by Fox News as obscene;/ O’Reilly & Ailes/ Behaved as rogue males/ But guests, as of now, must be clean./// https://www.theguardian.com/music/2017/nov/17/gene-simmons-fox-news-kiss A lewd rock n roller named GeneWas barred by Fox … Continue reading →

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Anchor Dropped

Posted on August 7, 2017 by twitmericks

Another presenter at Fox/ May find his career on the rox/ As women attest/ The guy is a pest/ Who messages pictures of cox./// Another presenter at FoxMay find his career on the roxAs women attestThe guy is a pestWho … Continue reading →

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For Fox Sake, Go!

Posted on April 20, 2017 by twitmericks

Complaints of abuse by an anchor/ Whose conduct became ever ranker/ Caused revenue shocks/ So finally Fox/ Reluctantly sacked the old wanker./// http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/bill-oreilly-fired-fox-news-statement-confirmation-a7691926.html Complaints of abuse by an anchorWhose conduct became ever rankerCaused revenue shocksSo finally Fox Reluctantly sacked the … Continue reading →

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Fox Puppet

Posted on February 28, 2017 by twitmericks

On kids’ TV show Fox & Friends/ A human reporter pretends/ To talk to a creature/ With big bushy feature/ That’s orange with white on the ends.///  http://www.mediaite.com/tv/donald-trump-says-obama-may-be-behind-recent-protests/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/836647523855044608

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Fox He On About?

Posted on July 28, 2016 by twitmericks

There was an old Fox network anchor/ Who sparked off a great deal of rancour/ With very unsavoury/ Comments on slavery/ What an obnoxious old wanker*/// *The Twitter version ends at wa –  because of the character limit, of course. … Continue reading →

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For Fox Sake

Posted on January 11, 2015 by twitmericks

A pundit said sharia Birmingham/ Has laws as the imams determine ’em/ He sadly retracts/ His daft #foxnewsfacts/ As nobody else’s confirmin’ em./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11338985/Fox-News-terror-expert-says-everyone-in-Birmingham-is-a-Muslim.html A pundit said sharia BirminghamHas laws as the imams determine 'emHe sadly retractsHis daft #foxnewsfacts As … Continue reading →

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