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Ugandan Discussions

There was an old man from Uganda/ Who sadly decided to pander/ To bigots who hate/ All those who aren’t straight/ And spout anti-gay propaganda. ///http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/24/uganda-president-signs-anti-gay-laws There was an old man from UgandaWho sadly decided to panderTo bigots who hateAll … Continue reading

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Barmy Weather

A Ukipper blamed recent storms/ On straying from sexual norms/ The flooding will end/ He seems to contend/ If every last bugger conforms. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25802437 A Ukipper blamed recent stormsOn straying from sexual normsThe flooding will endHe seems to contendIf every … Continue reading

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Enigma Man

IT pioneer Alan Turing,/ Whose legacy’s been so enduring,/ Helped crack the enigma/ But suffered a stigma,/ His gayness subjected to “curing”./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/alan-turing-gets-royal-pardon-for-gross-indecency–61-years-after-he-poisoned-himself-9023116.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/415411021621125121 **This another limerick taken from the book – http://www.amazon.co.uk/There-Was-Geezer-Called-Caesar/dp/1907554866 **

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Papa Don’t Preach

The Pope says it may be OK/ For Catholic priests to be gay/ If it’s just a hobby/ Not part of a lobby/ And they’re seeking God in some way. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23489702 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/361886262715625474

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Husband and Husband

There once were two fellows in France/ Who after a legal advance/ Got married today/ Because, being gay/ Till now they did not have the chance. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22706351 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/339783374933745664

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Confessions of a Cardinal Sinner

Cardinal Keith used to say/ Homosexual love’s not OK/ But now his confession/ Conveys the impression/ He may be a little bit gay. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21649475 Cardinal Keith used to say/Homosexual love's not OK/But now his confession/Conveys the impression/He may be a … Continue reading

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Cross Examination

A woman who works for BA/ Has won her court battle today/ So now UK bosses/ Can’t say no to crosses/ But can say don’t be anti-gay. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/christian-woman-wins-landmark-religious-discrimination-case-as-echr-rules-british-airways-were-wrong-to-force-her-out-of-her-job-for-wearing-a-cross-8451747.html A woman who works for BA/Has won her court battle today/So now … Continue reading

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Southern Pride Chicken?

A chicken chain named Chick Fil-A/ Has come out as quite anti-gay/ If a woman or guy/ Prefers breast or thigh/ Does it matter as long as we pay? //// http://www.channel4.com/news/chick-fil-a-tonight-dinner-comes-with-politics-on-the-side

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Enduring Turing

A mathematician named Turing/ Whose legacy now keeps enduring/ Helped crack the Enigma/ But suffered a stigma/ His gayness subjected to “curing”. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/jun/23/alan-turing-honoured-google-doodle

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