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Donor To Be Taken Away

Posted on April 23, 2012 by twitmericks

  A Liberal donor named Brown/  Will soon be returning to town/ A man of conviction/ For fraudulent fiction/ He’ll show up and then be sent down.

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Grayling’s Temporary Job?

Posted on February 29, 2012 by twitmericks

Government intern Chris Grayling Whose policy’s utterly failing Blames devious Trots And anarchist plots For the fact that he isn’t prevailing. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-    

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Green Light at the End of Blue Tunnel

Posted on January 10, 2012 by twitmericks

Plans for a new line to Birmingham/HS2 as the planners are terming ’em)Have now been amended/A tunnel extended/So Tory MPs back affirming ’em. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/10/hs2-rail-project-green-light

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Cable Tidy?

Posted on November 4, 2011 by twitmericks

Mr Cable, the MP for Twickenham/Puts bags out with letters to Nick in ’em/A 2nd top min/Is misusing his bin/The govt really keeps pickin’em. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/nov/04/vince-cable-apologises-binned-letters

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Rubbish Minister

Posted on October 14, 2011 by twitmericks

Minister Oliver Letwin/Has been outed as rather a cretwin/He used a park bin/To put work letters in/How on earth did this ass ever getwin? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8826113/Oliver-Letwin-Cabinet-Office-minister-threw-documents-into-park-bins.html

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Twit Tweets

Posted on October 9, 2011 by twitmericks

Chris #Huhne MP’s feeling the heat/For he sent a DM as a tweet/Dishing dirt on Theresa/He’ll have to appease ‘er/& also placate Downing St. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8816577/Chris-Huhne-apologises-to-Theresa-May-over-newspaper-tip-off.html Shame it’s not possible to work in the whole story, which is priceless. Huhne mistakenly … Continue reading →

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Fox in Stocks

Posted on October 9, 2011 by twitmericks

A Defence Secretary named Liam/Was told to explain to the PM/Why a businessman chum/Just happens to come/Whenever someone goes to see ‘im. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/8815864/Liam-Fox-I-have-nothing-to-hide-over-links-with-aide.html   Couldn’t resist another go at this one… the story’s not going away anyway. PM for Liam’s … Continue reading →

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Foxy Foxy

Posted on October 7, 2011 by twitmericks

Liam Fox, Minister of Defence/Globetrots at taxpayers’ expense/But journos’ temerity/In asking why Werrity/Goes with him is making him tense. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/06/liam-fox-adam-werrity-sri-lankan?newsfeed=true

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Fiery Tyrie?

Posted on October 1, 2011 by twitmericks

The Chair of the Treasury Committee/Finds government policy bitty/MP Andrew Tyrie/Tho well short of fiery/Shows Osborne et al little pity. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8800825/Leading-Tory-Andrew-Tyrie-attacks-Coalition-economic-plans-for-growth.html

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Rubbish Policies

Posted on September 30, 2011 by twitmericks

Mr Pickles, Minister for Trash/Uncovered a wee bit of cash/To buy weekly collection/And promote re-election/By ensuring a Daily Mail splash. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2043512/Eric-Pickles-pledges-250m-PAY-councils-dump-fortnightly-bin-collections.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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