Tag Archives: murdoch

Wendi’s Blair Itch Project

Posted on February 6, 2014 by twitmericks

There once was a woman named Wendi/ Whose hubby was old and untrendi/ She craved the blue eyes/ The firm butt and thighs/ Of Tony, her sexier friendi. ///http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/05/wendi-deng-i-adore-tony-blairs-butt-and-his-pierce-blue-eyes-4292631/ There once was a woman named WendiWhose hubby was old and … Continue reading →

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News of the Screws

Posted on October 31, 2013 by twitmericks

A newspaper boss with red hair/ Who liked seeing scandals laid bare/ And her deputy ed/ Were sharing a bed/ In a Hacks in Sack Shackup Affair. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24762474 A newspaper boss with red hairWho liked seeing scandals laid bareAnd her … Continue reading →

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Bugger Bugged

Posted on July 4, 2013 by twitmericks

A media mogul named Rupe Was bugged in a Channel 4 scoop Defending the cause of those who broke laws He landed himself in the soup. ///http://www.channel4.com/news/murdoch-rupert-tom-watson-tape-police-the-sun https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/352818852977057794

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Wendi Unfriended

Posted on June 14, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a woman named Wendi Who tried to make ol Rupert trendi A failure of course He wants a divorce & now he can find a new friendi ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/jun/13/rupert-murdoch-divorce-wendi-deng https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/345480037736271872

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Murdochs Most Foul

Posted on August 24, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old Murdoch named Liz/ Who got in a bit of a tizz/ Elisabeth blames/ Her kid brother James/ For wrecking the family biz. ////http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/aug/23/elisabeth-murdoch-mactaggart-lecture

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Coulson & Brooks, Allegedly Crooks

Posted on July 24, 2012 by twitmericks

Ex-editors Coulson & Brooks/ Deny being phone-hacking crooks/ Or that they conspired/ With others, since fired/ But back then on old Murdoch’s books. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18961228

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Crony Blair

Posted on May 28, 2012 by twitmericks

A former PM known as Tony/ Worked hard to become Rupert’s crony/ But now he swears blind/ Nothing altered his mind/ Which many regard as baloney. /// http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/28/tony-blair-leveson-murdoch_n_1549501.html

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Hunt the Memo

Posted on May 24, 2012 by twitmericks

A memo from Jeremy Hunt/ Suggests that he led from the front/ In backing Sky’s bid/ So what his Spad did/ Wasn’t down to some low-level grunt. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/leveson-inquiry/9288422/Leveson-Inquiry-Jeremy-Hunt-memo-shows-he-backed-News-Corp-bid-for-BSkyB-before-taking-charge-of-decision.html

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Who Are You Calling a Pervert?

Posted on May 15, 2012 by twitmericks

Rebekah & hubby Chas Brooks/ Both hotly deny being crooks/ But what’s really hurting/ Is that word “perverting”/ And how, to Sun readers, it looks. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/may/15/rebekah-brooks-charged-perverting-course-justice  

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Lots of Laughs with Dave

Posted on May 11, 2012 by twitmericks

When Cameron texted with Beks/ Who backed him in general elex/ They got on so well/ He signed off L.O.L/ (And probably xxxx). /// http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2012/05/11/no-joke-brooks-admits-cameron-s-lol-texts

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