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A Doctor Writes…

Posted on December 15, 2015 by twitmericks

Republican Donald’s physician/ Said: “Trump is in A1 condition,/ Of excellent health/ And also great wealth,/ (Which helped to decide my position)”./// http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2015/12/14/doctor-donald-trump-strength-stamina-extraordinary/77302000/ Republican Donald's physicianSaid: Trump is in A1 condition,Of excellent healthAnd also great wealth,Which helped to decide my … Continue reading →

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Trump’s Lead Bleeds Away

Posted on August 10, 2015 by twitmericks

Republican wannabe Trump/ Finds backers are taking the hump/ Because the old bleeder/ Who wants to be leader/ Persistently speaks from his rump./// http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/aug/08/donald-trump-roger-stone-megyn-kelly Republican wannabe TrumpFinds backers are taking the humpBecause the old bleederWho wants to be leaderPersistently speaks … Continue reading →

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Rich Pitch

Posted on June 17, 2015 by twitmericks

The toupeed tycoon Donald Trump Has outlined his pitch on the stump: I’m a billionaire From my platinum hair Right down to my gold-plated rump. ///http://www.wsj.com/video/highlights-from-donald-trump-campaign-announcement/FFA6C054-D049-4BDA-AA5B-A73E63C593F0.html The toupeed tycoon Donald TrumpWho plans to go out on the stumpIs a billionaireFrom … Continue reading →

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Grimm By Name, Grim by Nature

Posted on January 29, 2014 by twitmericks

Congressman Michael G Grimm/ Resented folks questioning him/ He told a reporter/ He’d give him no quarter/ But tear the poor chap limb from limb. /// (I used a little poetic licence – here’s what he actually said: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/30/nyregion/rep-michael-grimm-threat-ny1-reporter.html?_r=0) https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/428572994017845249

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Cruz Missile

Posted on October 17, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a Texan named Cruz/ Of right-wing Republican views/ As Cruz got insaner/ The House Speaker Boehner/ Admitted his gambit must lose. ///http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/328737-boehner-ally-blame-ted-cruz-for-fiscal-chaos There once was a Texan named CruzOf right-wing Republican viewsAs Cruz got insanerThe House Speaker … Continue reading →

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Legitimate Defeats

Posted on November 7, 2012 by twitmericks

Republicans Richard and Todd/ Made comments on rape and on God/ That apparently when it/ Came down to the Senate/ Electors thought creepy & odd. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/nov/07/todd-akin-richard-mourdock-senate-results

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Mitt in the Shitt

Posted on September 18, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old fellow named Mitt/ Who’s proving a bit of a twit/ He told wealthy donors/ The poor are just moaners/ & half US people are shit. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19631430

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Clint Goes Every Which Way

Posted on August 31, 2012 by twitmericks

A Republican actor named Clint/ Got up on the stage for a stint/ But it wasn’t so great/ As he lost the debate/ To a chair that had nobody in’t. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/clint-eastwood-mocked-over-mitt-romney-speech-8098948.html

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It’s an Ill Wind…

Posted on August 28, 2012 by twitmericks

The Republican National Convention/ Is held amid some apprehension/ As stormy winds hamper/ The party in Tampa/ Can this be divine intervention? ///http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/in-breezy-tampa-republicans-press-ahead-with-convention/2012/08/27/56931424-f046-11e1-adc6-87dfa8eff430_story.html

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Akin Won’t Pull Out

Posted on August 21, 2012 by twitmericks

Republican hopeful Todd Akin/ Whose concept of rape is breathtakin/ Refuses to quit/ Tho knee-deep in shit/ In a crapstorm that’s of his own makin. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19335083

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