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Todd on Their Side

Posted on August 19, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a House member named Todd/ Whose ideas are decidedly odd/ He thinks violation/ Does not cause gestation/ The small-minded ignorant sod. /// http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-rep-todd-akin-no-pregnancy-from-legitimate-rape-20120819,0,7447581.story

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No Newt Axis

Posted on May 3, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old fellow named Newt/ Who’s ended the futile pursuit/ Of his nomination/ For world domination/ His judgment, for once, is astute. // http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/newt-gingrich-pulls-plug-on-wild-ride-white-house-bid-7710968.html

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Mitt by Mitt

Posted on March 7, 2012 by twitmericks

Republican Governor Mitt Is winning the race bit by bit It was too tight to mention But come the convention It won’t be so evenly split.

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Mitt Emerges from the Shit

Posted on February 1, 2012 by twitmericks

Gingrich, Santorum & Paul/Have now got their backs to the wall/As insults got torrider/Romney won Florida/In which it is winner takes all. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/dirty-fight-sees-romney-emerge-as-clearcut-favourite-after-florida-victory-6297722.html

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Barack Obama in “Tax the Rich” Drama

Posted on January 25, 2012 by twitmericks

A President known as Barack’s/Called for rich folk to pay higher tax/After Romney’s return/I think I discern/He’s exploiting Republican cracks. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/9037298/State-of-the-Union-2012-Barack-Obama-draws-election-battle-lines-in-State-of-the-Union-address.html

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How much Mitt? Just a Bit.

Posted on January 24, 2012 by twitmericks

Ex-governor Romney’s return/Was released amid public concern/He paid 14 %/As his income’s all rent/From investment – he’s no need to earn. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/24/mitt-romney-tax-returns-released_n_1225247.html

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Carolina’s a beaut, For Ex-speaker Newt

Posted on January 22, 2012 by twitmericks

Newt Gingrich, a former House speaker/Republican delegate-seeker/Is out to Stop Mitt/& tho he’s a shit/For Romney it’s now looking bleaker. http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16154087

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Bringing Newt into Disrepute

Posted on January 19, 2012 by twitmericks

A Republican hopeful called Newt/Was rocked by domestic dispute/His 2nd ex-wife/By twisting the knife/Brought his name into some disrepute. http://news.yahoo.com/exclusive-gingrich-lacks-moral-character-president-ex-wife-135852543–abc-news.html

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Rick on a Roll

Posted on January 4, 2012 by twitmericks

Republican hopeful Santorum/I worry will sweep all before ‘im/The anti-gay hawk ‘as/Damn near won the caucus/(Conservative voters adore ‘im) http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/04/history-of-rick-santorum-iowa?intcmp=239

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Cain Not Able

Posted on December 3, 2011 by twitmericks

Pizza magnate Herman Cain/Ditched his presidential campaign/His personal life/Is enough, with a wife/And a mistress as well to maintain. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/04/us/politics/herman-cain-suspends-his-presidential-campaign.html

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