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A Man from Amman

Posted on November 12, 2012 by twitmericks

A hearing on Abu Qatada/ Found ministers have to try harder/ To win at appeal/ Is quite a big deal/ Though not quite the whole enchilada. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20295754

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Off With His Hook!

Posted on September 25, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old Queen who protested:/ “Why wasn’t Old Hooky arrested?/ If I were in power/ He’d be in the Tower/ I’d do what the other Queen Bess did!” //// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19709599

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Plot or not?

Posted on October 16, 2011 by twitmericks

An American born in Iran/Is accused of concocting a plan/To kill an ambassador/But mates say he’s placider/Than your normal jihadi hit man. http://english.aljazeera.net/video/americas/2011/10/20111015115514112836.html

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The Man with the Exploding Underpants

Posted on October 11, 2011 by twitmericks

A terror suspect from Nigeria/Hid a bomb rather near his posterior/A mini fire started/But if he had farted/His bum woulda blown to Siberia. http://www.voanews.com/english/news/usa/Trial-Opens-for-Nigerian-in-Failed-US-Airliner-Attack-131526553.html The one’s a bit more in the traditional vein of the smutty limerick. Hey, come on, … Continue reading →

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