Tag Archives: Theresa May

Dis-Mayed

Posted on September 21, 2018 by twitmericks

Theresa said countries like France/ Have not given Britain a chance:/ By dumping on Chequers/ Those Eurocrat wreckers/ Have led her a merry old dance!/// Theresa said countries like FranceHave not given Britain a chance:By dumping on Chequers Those Eurocrat … Continue reading →

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The Brexit Bop

Posted on August 31, 2018 by twitmericks

The UK might just have a chance/ Of backing from countries like France/ To have and eat cake/ If they undertake/ To not let Theresa May dance./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/the-maybot-strikes-twice-theresa-may-busts-out-her-awkward-dance-moves-again-on-kenya-trip-a3924196.html The UK might just have a chanceOf backing from countries like FranceTo … Continue reading →

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Brexshit Fears

Posted on July 30, 2018 by twitmericks

There may be no food on the shelves/ Unless every Brit digs and delves,/ But May won’t reveal/ Her plan for No Deal/ For fear of us shitting ourselves./// There may be no food on the shelvesUnless every Brit digs … Continue reading →

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DEXEU’s Midnight Runner*

Posted on July 9, 2018 by twitmericks

The DEXEU minister Davis/ Has quit, and the reason he gavis/ That May’s plan for Brexit/ Effectively wrexit -/ Just what the thing many folks cravis.///   *Headline borrowed from Politico – can’t go wrong with an 80s band reference. … Continue reading →

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Chequered Careers

Posted on July 6, 2018 by twitmericks

Holed up in the county of Buckingham/ They tackled disputes without duckingham,/ And broadly agreed/ On how to proceed,/ But as for our prospects, they’re fatally damaging them./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44747444 Holed up in the county of BuckinghamThey tackled disputes without duckingham,And … Continue reading →

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The Backstop’s Here

Posted on June 7, 2018 by twitmericks

To head off a Cabinet split/ With Davis’s threat he would quit/ May had to agree/ That temporaree/ Means just going on for a bit./// To head off a Cabinet splitWith Davis's threat he would quitMay had to agreeThat temporareeMeans … Continue reading →

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Loose Hannan

Posted on May 10, 2018 by twitmericks

A Brexit campaigner named Dan/ Admits things aren’t going to plan – / We’re chasing, he feels,/ The worst of all deals;/ The shit is now hitting the fan./// A Brexit campaigner named DanAdmits things aren't going to plan – … Continue reading →

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Gas Power Stance

Posted on May 1, 2018 by twitmericks

Sajid made a stand from the start/ With legs that were splayed wide apart,/ The power position/ A top politician/ Adopts when he’s bracing to fart./// Sajid made a stand from the startWith legs that were splayed wide apart,The power … Continue reading →

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Ruddy Awful

Posted on April 29, 2018 by twitmericks

The member for Hastings and Rye/ Has bid the Home Office goodbye;/ Unable to handle/ The Windrushgate scandal,/ And caught by a Ruddy great lie./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43944988 The member for Hastings and RyeHas bid the Home Office goodbye;Unable to handleThe #Windrushgate … Continue reading →

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Amber Warning

Posted on April 26, 2018 by twitmericks

The Tory MP Amber Rudd/ Whose name is increasingly mudd/ Protects Mrs May/ But day after day/ Her statements turn out to be crudd./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/apr/26/amber-rudd-stumbles-toward-total-ineptitude-over-windrush The Tory MP Amber RuddWhose name is increasingly muddProtects Mrs MayBut day after dayHer statements … Continue reading →

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