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Fly him to the Moon

Posted on December 12, 2017 by twitmericks

There was an old orange-faced loon/ Who wanted to go to the moon./ “Enjoy your big ride”,/ The people replied – / “It can’t come a moment too soon!”/// https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-space/trump-wants-to-send-u-s-astronauts-back-to-moon-someday-mars-idUSKBN1E51QP There was an old orange-faced loonWho wanted to go to … Continue reading →

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To be Franken…

Posted on December 7, 2017 by twitmericks

Announcing his own resignation/ Because of alleged molestation/ Al Franken suggests/ When talking sex pests/ We look at the head of the nation./// https://www.thedailybeast.com/al-franken-ironic-im-leaving-when-trump-roy-moore-have-support Announcing his own resignationBecause of alleged molestationAl Franken suggestsWhen talking sex pestsWe look at the head … Continue reading →

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In Like Flynn

Posted on December 1, 2017 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Flynn/ Who helped to get Donald Trump in/ Then lied re discussions/ He had with the Russians./ The show is about to begin./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42192080 There was an old fellow named FlynnWho helped to get … Continue reading →

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Hocus Potus

Posted on November 30, 2017 by twitmericks

The POTUS is using his Twitter/ Increasingly as a transmitter/ To pump out fake news/ And Trumpet the views/ Of those who are racist and bitter./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42171550 The POTUS is using his TwitterIncreasingly as a transmitterTo pump out fake newsAnd … Continue reading →

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Basket Case

Posted on November 20, 2017 by twitmericks

  There was an old basketball dad/ Who got Donald Trump a bit mad:/ “LaVar seems to doubt/ I got his son out”,/ Cried POTUS. “Ungrateful. Bad! Sad!”/// http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-father-ucla-player-spar-arrest-china/story?id=51274885 There was an old basketball dadWho got Donald Trump a bit … Continue reading →

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No Offence but…

Posted on November 12, 2017 by twitmericks

A chap from Korea named Kim/ Called Donald decrepit and dim/ Said Trump in retort:/ “He’s fat and he’s short/ But I’m never rude about him!”/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41958553 A chap from Korea named KimCalled Donald decrepit and dimSaid #Trump in retort:"He's … Continue reading →

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Finger-flipper Fired

Posted on November 6, 2017 by twitmericks

A woman out riding a bike/ Saw Trump, whom she didn’t much like/ So flipped him the bird;/ Alas her boss heard,/ And told her to go take a hike./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/06/woman-trump-middle-finger-fired-juli-briskman A woman out riding a bikeSaw Trump, whom she … Continue reading →

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Trump gets Muellered

Posted on October 30, 2017 by twitmericks

Paul Manafort getting indicted/ Has many Trump-watchers excited/ They cannot but notice/ It’s leaving the POTUS/ Increasingly thickly beshited./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41804740 Paul Manafort getting indictedHas many Trump-watchers excitedThey cannot but noticeIt's leaving the POTUSIncreasingly thickly beshited. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October … Continue reading →

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More on Trump

Posted on October 10, 2017 by twitmericks

The Potus declared civil woron/ Rex T who had called him a moron/ He said it’s fake news/ But let’s test IQs/ A test I’ll get such a big scoron./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41570266 The Potus declared civil woronRex T who had called … Continue reading →

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PR Disaster

Posted on October 4, 2017 by twitmericks

  There once was a crazy old man/ Who went on a trip to San Juan/ He threw paper towels/ And spoke through his bowels/ About his recovery plan./// https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-helps-suffering-puerto-ricans-by-throwing-paper-towels-at-them_us_59d3db64e4b0218923e5b4f7 There once was a crazy old manWho went on a … Continue reading →

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