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Out Like Flynn 2

Posted on February 14, 2017 by twitmericks

A lying Trump aide named Mike Flynn/ Departed the job one month in;/ His secret discussions/ With senior Russians/ Not even Sean Spicer could spin./// http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-usa-nsa-flynn-idUKKBN15T0CP A lying Trump aide named Mike FlynnDeparted the job one month in;His secret discussionsWith … Continue reading →

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Out Like Flynn?

Posted on February 12, 2017 by twitmericks

  Mike Flynn has had secret discussions/ On sanctions with senior Russians/ Which Nancy Pelosi/ Finds overly cosy/ Demanding he face repercussions./// http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pelosi-flynn-russia_us_589facf1e4b094a129eb9472 Mike Flynn has had secret discussionsOn sanctions with senior RussiansWhich Nancy PelosiFinds overly cosyDemanding he face repercussions … Continue reading →

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Crossing the Line

Posted on February 10, 2017 by twitmericks

The Trump aide they call Kellyanne/  Devotedly stands by her man/ But saying we oughta/ Buy stuff from his daughter/ Infringes a federal ban./// http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/2/9/14561864/kellyanne-conway-ivanka-trump-nordstrom The Trump aide they call #Kellyanne Devotedly stands by her manBut saying we oughtaBuy stuff from … Continue reading →

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End of the Line

Posted on February 9, 2017 by twitmericks

A wealthy small-handed old wanker/ Reacted with fury and rancour/ To news that a store/ Would not any more/ Sell clothes by his daughter Ivanka./// story A wealthy small-handed old wankerReacted with fury and rancourTo news that a storeWould not … Continue reading →

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Expensive DeVos Hearing

Posted on February 8, 2017 by twitmericks

For those who are still at a loss/ On witnessing Betsy DeVos/ Confirmed in a vote/ It’s worthwhile to note/ The palms she’d occasion to cross./// http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/betsy-devos-just-bought-herself-a-trump-cabinet-position-w465578 For those who are still at a lossOn witnessing Betsy De VosConfirmed in … Continue reading →

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Keeping A Flotus

Posted on February 8, 2017 by twitmericks

Melania Trump filed a suit/ To say she was no prostitute/ And charges of vice/ Had lowered her price/ Preventing her earning more loot./// http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/02/07/why_is_melania_trump_s_own_lawyer_arguing_she_would_have_made_millions_exploiting.html Melania Trump filed a suitTo say she was no prostituteAnd charges of viceHad lowered her … Continue reading →

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Trump Dumps On Judge

Posted on February 5, 2017 by twitmericks

The Donald is venting on Twitter/ Becoming increasingly bitter/ And nursing a grudge/ Against a top judge/ For flushing his ban down the shitter./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/05/trump-travel-ban-suspension-appeal-mike-pence-bernie-sanders The Donald is venting on TwitterBecoming increasingly bitterAnd nursing a grudgeAgainst a top judgeFor flushing … Continue reading →

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Bowling for Trump

Posted on February 3, 2017 by twitmericks

When Kellyanne seeks to accuse/ The media over fake news/ The Bowling Green Massacre/ Couldn’t be classicer/ As an example to choose./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/kellyanne-conway-bowling-green-massacre-invent-make-up-donald-trump-muslim-ban-iraqi-refugees-a7560726.html When Kellyanne seeks to accuseThe media over fake newsThe Bowling Green MassacreCouldn't be classicerAs an example to … Continue reading →

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Trump Gets Hump

Posted on February 2, 2017 by twitmericks

An old man who grabs genitalia/ Hung up on a chap from Australia,/ For President Trump/ It seems got the hump,/ Declaring their convo a failure./// https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/feb/02/australia-struggling-to-save-refugee-agreement-after-trumps-fury-at-dumb-deal OK, the genitalia reference is gratuitous, but it seems a waste to rhyme … Continue reading →

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Long Elbow of the Law

Posted on January 31, 2017 by twitmericks

The DOJ head Sally Yates/ Was chaperoned out of the gates/ For saying Trump’s orders/ Relating to borders/ Broke one or two laws in the States./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/30/justice-department-trump-immigration-acting-attorney-general-sally-yates The DOJ head Sally YatesWas chaperoned out of the gatesFor saying Trump's ordersRelating … Continue reading →

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