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Trading Insults

Posted on June 10, 2018 by twitmericks

The G7 summit is done/ And Trump’s new trade war has begun/ The other six feel/ If Trump wants a deal/ He’ll have to set up the G1./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44427660 This is a revised version of my original limerick, which was … Continue reading →

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Shorthand Dictation

Posted on June 2, 2018 by twitmericks

A leader of faraway lands,/ Desiring to show where he stands,/ Dictates a big letter,/ The bigger the better/ To emphasise Trump’s tiny hands./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/kim-jong-un-sends-giant-letter-to-donald-trump-but-was-it-to-make-fun-of-the-presidents-tiny-hands-a3853701.html A leader of faraway lands,Desiring to show where he stands,Dictates a big letter,The bigger the … Continue reading →

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Trump Seizes on C-word

Posted on June 1, 2018 by twitmericks

The President tweeting with rancour/ About someone calling Ivanka/ A vulgar expression/ Confirms the impression/ He’s one hypocritical wanker./// The President tweeting with rancourAbout someone calling IvankaA vulgar expressionConfirms the impressionHe's one hypocritical wanker.#trump #SamanthaBee — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) June … Continue reading →

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Bad Korea Move

Posted on May 24, 2018 by twitmericks

Old President Trump, on a whim,/ Has cancelled his summit with Kim;/ If Trump had his eyes/ On a Nobel Peace Prize,/ The chances now look pretty slim./// Old President Trump, on a whim,Has cancelled his summit with Kim;If Trump … Continue reading →

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Trump Family Values

Posted on May 14, 2018 by twitmericks

Ivanka and Jared were thrilled/ To witness Trump’s promise fulfilled,/ And show the U.S./ Just couldn’t care less/ How many protesters are killed./// Al Jazeera's split-screen tells the story powerfully. On the right, dignitaries, officials, diplomats take photos and press … Continue reading →

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Depleted Capacity

Posted on May 9, 2018 by twitmericks

There once was a deal on Iranian/ Restraint in enriching uranium,/ Which President Trump/ Decided to dump,/ Not having a brain in his cranium./// https://www.reuters.com/article/us-iran-nuclear-rouhani/rouhani-says-iran-will-remain-in-nuclear-deal-idUSKBN1I92T7 There once was a deal on IranianRestraint in enriching uranium,Which President TrumpDecided to dump,Not having … Continue reading →

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What’s Up Doc?

Posted on May 2, 2018 by twitmericks

There was an old medical doc/ Who swore Donald Trump was a rock,/ And couldn’t be better,/ But now says his letter/ Was written by Trump – what a shock!/// There was an old medical docWho swore Donald Trump was … Continue reading →

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Korea Progress

Posted on April 29, 2018 by twitmericks

The meeting between Kim Jong-un/ And counterpart President Moon/ Began a peace drive,/ But can it survive/ The hand of the orange-faced loon?/// The meeting between Kim Jong-unAnd counterpart President MoonBegan a peace drive,But can it surviveThe hand of the … Continue reading →

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Gathering Stormy

Posted on April 26, 2018 by twitmericks

Some comments the POTUS has made/ Confirm Stormy Daniels was paid/ By Cohen for Trump/ To save Donald’s rump/ And silence the porn star he laid./// https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-says-for-first-time-that-cohen-represented-him-in-stormy-daniels-case/2018/04/26/43c48962-4951-11e8-827e-190efaf1f1ee_story.html?utm_term=.6d47567dac98 Some comments the POTUS has madeConfirm Stormy Daniels was paidBy Cohen for TrumpTo … Continue reading →

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Brief Encounter

Posted on April 16, 2018 by twitmericks

A fellow of narcissist vanity/ And dubious levels of sanity/ Engaged Michael Cohen/ To stop stories flowing/ But why did Fox anchor Sean Hannity?/// https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/16/politics/michael-cohen-hearing/index.html A fellow of narcissist vanityAnd dubious levels of sanityEngaged Michael CohenTo stop stories flowingBut why … Continue reading →

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