Monthly Archives: July 2012

Hunt’s Bell-end Trouble

Posted on July 27, 2012 by twitmericks

Culture Sec Jeremy Hunt/ Has cocked up a bell-ringing stunt/ As he was town-crying/ The bell-end went flying/ (It did. I’m not just being blunt). //// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19010230

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Mitt Hits Brits

Posted on July 26, 2012 by twitmericks

An American fellow named Mitt/ Arrived in  the land of the Brit/ And hit headlines with claims/ That the 2012 Games/ Risk being a little bit shit. //// http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/6a5821e6-d71b-11e1-8e7d-00144feabdc0.html

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Chancer Osborne

Posted on July 26, 2012 by twitmericks

The Chancellor of the Exchequer/ Is trying to keep up his pecker/ And stick to plan A/ As friends melt away/ And newspapers brand him a wrecker. /// http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/vince-cable-denies-chancellor-ambitions-as-pressure-mounts-on-george-osborne-1-2434091

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Korea Break

Posted on July 26, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old team from Korea/ Whose players refused to appear/ The game hit a snag/ When an incorrect flag/ Came up on the screen. Dear oh dear! ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/9427788/North-Korea-women-footballers-protest-over-flag-gaffe.html

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To be Jong-un In Love

Posted on July 25, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a top leader named Kim/ Who married one day on a whim/ He hopes that this act/ Will help to distract/ From everyday life, which is grim. //// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/9426292/Kim-Jong-uns-mystery-woman-is-his-wife.html

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Rome Alone

Posted on July 25, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a young fellow called Liam/ Who, making sure noone could see ‘im/ Absconded from home/ On an airplane to Rome/ & nobody tried to ID ‘im. ////  http://www.channel4.com/news/boy-11-flies-to-italy-without-passport

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Coulson & Brooks, Allegedly Crooks

Posted on July 24, 2012 by twitmericks

Ex-editors Coulson & Brooks/ Deny being phone-hacking crooks/ Or that they conspired/ With others, since fired/ But back then on old Murdoch’s books. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18961228

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Gauke Talks the Talk

Posted on July 24, 2012 by twitmericks

A Minister named David Gauke/ Believes there’s a fine line to walk/ If you pay cash in hand/ But as I understand/ As a tax lawyer, he’s one to talk. //// David Gauke Worked For Tax Avoidance Firm

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DAC Akers Names Bribers & Takers

Posted on July 23, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a top copper named Sue/ Who accused hacks of bribing a screw/ The Daily Express/ & the Mirror, no less/ The DAC dropped in the poo. /// http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/92d6188e-d4b0-11e1-bb88-00144feabdc0.html#axzz21RwzbTcn

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Brad All Over

Posted on July 22, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a Brit cyclist named Bradley/ Whose Tour hasn’t ended too badly/ He won it today/ On the Champs-Élysées/ Spectators applauding him madly/ /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cycling/18946960

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