Monthly Archives: October 2012

Too Many Tweets?

Posted on October 7, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a Tory big hitter/ Who thought he would sign up to Twitter/ He promised to chat/ And not be a twat/ But we know DC’s a bullshitter. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/oct/07/david-cameron-joins-twitter

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The Pope’s Dope

Posted on October 7, 2012 by twitmericks

A butler employed by the Pope/ Leaked inside pontifical dope/ This act of betrayal/ Resulted in jail/ Which some think a slippery slope. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/oct/07/popes-former-butler-18-months-jail  

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Hunt’s Stunt

Posted on October 6, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old Jeremy Hunt/ Who wanted to lead from the front/ So he said what he thought/ About when to abort/ And everyone said “What a – stunt!” /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19854465

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Rashly Cole

Posted on October 5, 2012 by twitmericks

An England defender named Ashley/ Attacked the FA a bit brashly/ He called the brass hats/ A load of old twats/ But now regrets tweeting so rashly. //// http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/ashley-cole-apologises-for-labelling-fa-a-bunch-of-tts-after-his-evidence-in-john-terry-trial-is-questioned-8199583.html

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Bettison Jettisoned

Posted on October 5, 2012 by twitmericks

A copper who’s been under fire/ Announces he plans to retire/ But as police jettison/ ir Norman Bettison/ Will he admit he’s a liar? /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19842279

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Underground Indiscretion

Posted on October 4, 2012 by twitmericks

A football supremo named Roy/ Would mix with the Tube hoi polloi/ But the silly old sod/ Revealed his squad/ There are places it pays to be coy. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19827887  

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Off The Rails

Posted on October 3, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a rail franchising system/ Of targets, with fines if you mystem/ But ministry prats/ Cocked up various stats/ Perhaps it is time we dismystem. ///http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/8df86226-0d50-11e2-97a1-00144feabdc0.html#axzz28F9eCzRf

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One Nation Oration

Posted on October 2, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a young fellow named Ed/ Who spoke to his party & said/ My state education/ Made me back One Nation/ That Cameron’s got too much bread.

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Milk Made

Posted on October 2, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a young calf in NZ/ That GM technicians have bred/ To only produce/ Non-allergic cow-juice/ (She is tailless, but has just one head). //// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/scientists-create-gm-cow-to-cut-milk-allergies-in-children-8193172.html

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Jimmy Riddle

Posted on October 1, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old DJ named Savile/ Whose  image began to unravel/ As he was  accused/ By girls he abused/ But a dead man cannot face the gavel. /// http://www.channel4.com/news/jimmy-savile-sex-claims-no-surprise

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