Monthly Archives: February 2014

Floody Revenge

Posted on February 10, 2014 by twitmericks

The government cut flood defence/ To minimise public expense/ There then came a flood/ So somebody’s blood/ Is needed to make recompense./// http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/feb/09/floods-environment-agency-chris-smith-hits-back https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/432851465388818432  

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Zoo To-do

Posted on February 9, 2014 by twitmericks

A Danish giraffe is now dead/ To stop them becoming inbred/ The boss of the zoo/ Says that’s what zoos do./ The lions, meanwhile, are well fed. ///http://edition.cnn.com/2014/02/09/world/europe/denmark-zoo-giraffe/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/432617104701784065

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Cleaned Out

Posted on February 8, 2014 by twitmericks

The fellow who runs immigration/Has tendered his swift resignation/The chap’s misdemeanour/In hiring a cleaner/Required his defenestration. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26101442 The fellow who runs immigrationHas tendered his swift resignationThe chap's misdemeanourIn hiring a cleanerRequired his defenestration. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 8, 2014

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Victoria’s Secrets

Posted on February 7, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an American who/ Was taped saying ‘Fuck the EU’,/ ‘That Klitch is a pain’/ And ‘we’ll run Ukraine’/ (So phones get hacked into – who knew?) ///http://www.cbsnews.com/news/victoria-nuland-ambassador-to-ukraine-geoffrey-pyatt-caught-in-leaked-conversation-on-eu/ There was an American whoWas taped saying 'Fuck the EU,That Klitch … Continue reading →

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Wendi’s Blair Itch Project

Posted on February 6, 2014 by twitmericks

There once was a woman named Wendi/ Whose hubby was old and untrendi/ She craved the blue eyes/ The firm butt and thighs/ Of Tony, her sexier friendi. ///http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/05/wendi-deng-i-adore-tony-blairs-butt-and-his-pierce-blue-eyes-4292631/ There once was a woman named WendiWhose hubby was old and … Continue reading →

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Holy Unacceptable

Posted on February 5, 2014 by twitmericks

According to UN research/ Those running the Catholic church/ Let paedophile beasts/ Continue as priests/ While children were left in the lurch./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26044852 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/431097575224004608

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Press for Freedom

Posted on February 5, 2014 by twitmericks

In Egypt the unjust arrest/ Of journalists must be redressed/ So #freeAJstaff/ And on their behalf/ Let all of us loudly protest./// http://stream.aljazeera.com/story/201402041841-0023443 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/430987125421379584

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There was an armed faction named ISIS/ Which had an identity crisis/ Disowned by the leader/ Of old Al Qaeda*/ It’s left now to its own devices. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-26016318 There was an armed faction named ISISWhich had an identity crisisDisowned by … Continue reading →

Posted on February 3, 2014 by twitmericks | Leave a comment

Gove Shows Off His Privates

Posted on February 3, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an old Tory named Gove/ Who said “I am such a fine cove/ If I can contrive it/ So every school’s private/ We’ll all be like I am, by Jove!”   ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-26015535 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/430393357655760896

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Sink Estate

Posted on February 3, 2014 by twitmericks

A warning to cars vans and trucks/ If near to High Wycombe in Bucks/ Altho it sounds weird/ A sinkhole’s appeared/ That really quite literally sucks. ///http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/02/02/sinkhole-swallows-family-car_n_4714192.html?utm_hp_ref=uk A warning to cars vans and trucksIf near to High Wycombe in BucksAltho … Continue reading →

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