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Monthly Archives: September 2014
The Noes by a Nose
The vote in the Scots referendum/ To keep UK ties or to end ’em/ Was won by the noes/ From Unst to Melrose/ So now they’re just gonna amend ’em./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-29270441 The vote in the Scots referendumTo keep UK ties … Continue reading
King Crowned
Plantagenet Richard the Third/ Whose bones expert teams disinterred/ Was hit on the head/ And this made him dead/ Forensic researchers inferred./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-29222775 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/512314849758830592
Decommissioned
Policing Commissioner Shaun/ Who dug in his heels, has withdrawn/ Though failures in Rotherham/ Seemed not to bother ‘im/ Finally now he is gawn./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/rotherham-child-abuse-scandal-police-commissioner-resigns-but-takes-no-responsibility-9735313.html Policing Commissioner ShaunWho dug in his heels has withdrawnThough failures in RotherhamSeemed not to bother … Continue reading
Swede Success
There was an election in Sweden/ That left Social Democrats leadin’/ The xenophobe right/ Creating a fright/ And old PM Reinfeldt concedin’./// http://www.thelocal.se/20140914/reinfeldt-steps-down-after-election-defeat https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/511436993734385664
Royal Advice
An old royal monarch named Brenda/ Who’s not meant to do referenda/ Said Think When You Vote/ (Or so goes the quote)/ Betraying a hidden agenda./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/14/queen-scottish-independence-voters-think-carefully-referendum-balmoral https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/511207808122224640
Never Say Never
There was an old man who said NEVER/ Accept no concessions whatever/ Until Dr No/ Embraced his old foe/ And joined a peace-making endeavour./// http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/ian-paisley-death-from-fire-and-brimstone-to-a-peace-once-thought-impossible-9730348.html There was an old man who said NEVERAccept no concessions whateverUntil Dr NoEmbraced his old … Continue reading
Oscar Notorius
South African Oscar Pistorius Accustomed to being victorious Shot Reeva dead Meaning instead From now on he’s Oscar notorious./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-29149581 https://twitter.com/iMagicTony/status/510364933469773825
Bankers Away?
Lloyds Bank and its pal RBS/ Are warning for Scots to vote yes/ Is terribly rash/ As those with the cash/ Might suddenly change their address./// http://www.heraldscotland.com/politics/referendum-news/lloyds-wed-move-official-base-of-bank-of-scotland-scottish-widows-to-englan.1410387451 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/510058715882721280
Blether Together
The PM departed The Smoke/ And went off to Scotland and spoke/ The gist of his blether:/ ‘We’re better together/ Don’t leave or my heart will be broke!’/// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/scottish-independence/dont-vote-for-independence-to-give-the-effing-tories-a-kick-cameron-tells-scotland-9723553.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/509694568665997312
Tongs of Terror
A suitcase was blown up with care/ To head off a blast in mid-air/ The suspect device,/ Says latest advice,/ Was something for straightening hair./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11082958/Luton-Airport-evacuated-over-alert-on-hair-straighteners.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/509270311049887744
