Monthly Archives: March 2015

Mug’s Game

Posted on March 30, 2015 by twitmericks

The new Labour PR creation,/ A mug that’s against immigration,/ Came in for mockery -/ Some feeling crockery/ Ill befits such agitation./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/mar/29/diane-abbott-labour-immigration-controls-mugs-shameful The new Labour PR creation,A mug that's against immigration,Came in for mockery –Some feeling crockeryIll befits such … Continue reading →

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Political Hurly-Burley

Posted on March 28, 2015 by twitmericks

The duel between David and Ed/ Was not a debate head to head/ Just Paxman all surly/ With sniping from Burley/ And audience questions instead./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-32064712 The duel between David and EdWas not a debate head to headJust Paxman all … Continue reading →

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Plantagenet Planted Again

Posted on March 26, 2015 by twitmericks

The body of Richard III/ Has finally been reinterred/ With honours in Leicester/ No longer to fester/ Neath cars, as for years had occurred./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-32052800 The body of Richard IIIHas finally been reinterredWith honours in LeicesterNo longer to festerNeath cars, … Continue reading →

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Strop Gear

Posted on March 25, 2015 by twitmericks

The TV star Jeremy Clarkson/ Whatever new show he embarks on/ Will prosper, I bet/ So let’s not forget/ The fellow whose face he left marks on./// http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/mar/25/jeremy-clarkson-police-investigation-bbc-report-top-gear The TV star @JeremyClarkson Whatever new show he embarks onWill prosper, I … Continue reading →

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A New Direction

Posted on March 25, 2015 by twitmericks

Zayn Malik has quit One Direction/ Engendering teenage dejection/ He’s leaving the stage/ So hold the front page/ And bugger the general election./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/32057401 Zayn Malik has quit One DirectionEngendering teenage dejectionHe's leaving the stageSo hold the front page& bugger … Continue reading →

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Candid Cameron?

Posted on March 25, 2015 by twitmericks

If Cameron wins, the PM/ Declares he will do it pro tem;/ When he’s had his day,/ George, Boris or May -/ He’ll pass on the baton to them./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-32037196 If Cameron wins, the PMDeclares he will do it pro … Continue reading →

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Know What Amin?

Posted on March 22, 2015 by twitmericks

A Tory chap standing in Dudley/ Was caught getting rather too cuddly/ With EDL leaders/ And frankly, dear readers/ His justification is muddly./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32011321 A Tory chap standing in DudleyWas caught getting rather too cuddlyWith EDL leadersAnd frankly, dear readersHis … Continue reading →

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Sexed-up Exes

Posted on March 20, 2015 by twitmericks

A top UKIP hopeful in Kent/ Appears to have done something bent/ By eating her fill/ Then getting a bill/ For more than she actually spent./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-31982168 A top UKIP hopeful in KentAppears to have done something bentBy eating her … Continue reading →

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Eclipse Eclipsed

Posted on March 20, 2015 by twitmericks

Here is the safest of tips/ On how to survive an eclipse/ Establish your base/ In some cloudy place/ The solar phenomenon skips./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/uk-weather-solar-eclipse-could-be-blocked-out-by-cold-front-over-the-country-10117383.html Here is the safest of tipsOn how to survive an eclipseEstablish your baseIn some cloudy placeThe … Continue reading →

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All Rise!

Posted on March 17, 2015 by twitmericks

Three prominent judges were sacked/ Because when their browsing was tracked/ The images seen/ Revealed they had been/ Accessories after The Act./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/three-judges-sacked-for-allegedly-viewing-porn-on-official-judiciary-computers-10113032.html Three prominent judges were sackedBecause when their browsing was trackedThe images seenRevealed they had beenAccessories after The … Continue reading →

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