Monthly Archives: November 2016

A Brush with Comey

Posted on November 7, 2016 by twitmericks

America’s senior Fed/ Has lost quite a lot of his cred./ By putting a sprint on/ He’s now absolved Clinton/ But left many voters misled./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37892138 America's senior FedHas lost quite a lot of his cred.By putting a sprint onHe's … Continue reading →

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Long Worm’s Short Life

Posted on November 4, 2016 by twitmericks

Top annelid experts confirm/ That Dave the Widnesian worm/ Achieved record size./ By way of a prize/ They shortened poor Dave’s earthly term./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37861928 Top annelid experts confirmThat Dave the Widnesian wormAchieved record size.By way of a prizeThey shortened poor … Continue reading →

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Emergency Brexit Blocked

Posted on November 3, 2016 by twitmericks

A court ruled Prime Minister May/ Must wait before breaking away./ No triggering Brexit/ Till parliament checks it/ And MPs have all had a say.//// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37857785 A court ruled Prime Minister MayMust wait before breaking away.No triggering #brexit Till parliament … Continue reading →

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Boom to Bust

Posted on November 2, 2016 by twitmericks

The fashion for décolleté/ Say experts, has now had its dé/ So women with breasts/ Must cover their chests/ As Vogue thinks their cleavage passé./// http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/vogue-says-cleavage-over-bust-elizabeth-saltzman-a7392786.html The fashion for décolletéSay experts, has now had its déSo women with breastsMust cover … Continue reading →

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Shaggy Dog Tory

Posted on November 2, 2016 by twitmericks

In Heseltine’s clarification/ Regarding a long-dead alsatian,/ The Tory big beast/ Insists the deceased/ Was not killed by his strangulation./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/01/michael-heseltine-confesses-strangling-mothers-dog-to-death-kim-alsatian In #Heseltine's clarificationRegarding a long-dead alsatian,The Tory big beastInsists the deceasedWas not killed by his strangulation. — Mick Twister … Continue reading →

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Pilot Taken in Hand

Posted on November 1, 2016 by twitmericks

A pilot who flew in the nude/ Was grounded for actions most lewd/ He came in to land/ With joystick in hand/ To find his career was now screwed./// Graphic images ‘show British Airways pilot performing sex act on himself … Continue reading →

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