“When stuff goes cross-border post-Brexit,/
Ten miles away somebody chexit./
With this cunning plan”,/
Said Boris, “I can/
Pretend it’s the EU wot rexit!”///
*The title is an anagram of ‘Get Brexit Done’
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/02/boris-johnson-promises-no-brexit-checks-at-irish-border.html
twitmericks 
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