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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).

Where There’s Muck There’s Bitcoins

Posted on November 28, 2013 by twitmericks

There is a young fellow from Gwent/Whose bitcoins will never be spent/His virtual cash/Went out with the trash/An action he came to repent. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-25134289 There is a young fellow from GwentWhose bitcoins will never be spentHis virtual cashWent out with … Continue reading →

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Farewell Araucaria

Posted on November 26, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old crossword compiler,/ A word-weaving cryptic freestyler./ Farewell Araucaria/ Infinite varier,/ Witty, bewitching beguiler.  ///http://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/2013/nov/26/araucaria-crossword-setter-john-graham-dies https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/405381894511919105 ++RIP John Graham. He was hugely influential to me as a crossword compiler. I never met him, but had one very … Continue reading →

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Sects and the City

Posted on November 25, 2013 by twitmericks

The head of an ultra-left sect/ Would not let its members defect/ So being depraved/ He kept them enslaved/ To stop them from joining Respect. ///  http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/25/london-slaves-cultlike-political-group https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/405077627657924608

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Who?

Posted on November 24, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was an old Doctor Who/ Looked younger the older he grew/ Throughout time and space/ If sick of his face/ He’d turn into somebody new. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25076912 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/404662444745695232

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Grieve Comes to Grief

Posted on November 24, 2013 by twitmericks

The minister Dominic Grieve/ Who yesterday seemed to believe/ Corruption was Asian/ Upon cogitation/ Now gives Pakistan a reprieve. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25072685 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/404383057119281152

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View to a Kill

Posted on November 22, 2013 by twitmericks

One from the book today, for the anniversary. Here’s the shortened version to fit Twitter:   The murder of President Kennedy/ Made many ask angrily when ‘ad’ e/ Deserved such a fate?/ And led to debate/ Over who was behind … Continue reading →

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Plane Crazy

Posted on November 21, 2013 by twitmericks

A 747 from Boeing/ Had no idea where it was going./ It landed near Wichita/ Somewhere too tichy to/ Take off – it’s gonna need towing. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/massive-boeing-747-jumbo-jet-stuck-after-mistakenly-landing-at-tiny-kansas-airport-8954408.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/403587541032398848

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Cut the Crap

Posted on November 21, 2013 by twitmericks

Ed Miliband’s energy cap Got Cameron into a flap Now Dave wants to axe The fossil fuel tax Or in his own words ‘that green crap’. ///http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-cameron-to-axe-green-2815414 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/403572765023666176

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The Co-op’s Crystal Methodist

Posted on November 19, 2013 by twitmericks

An old crystal methodist bloke/ Was videoed paying for coke./ He practised his lines/ Ignoring the signs/ His bank was effectively broke. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24989742 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/402856811419549696

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Crack Becomes Gulf

Posted on November 19, 2013 by twitmericks

A Mayor fond of throwing his weight/ Has likened himself to Kuwait/ Although it is crack/ Not Saddam’s Iraq/ To blame for his war-ravaged state. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/10458793/Rob-Ford-compares-Toronto-city-councillors-to-Saddam-Hussein.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/402811596252000257  

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