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Climate of Ignorance

Posted on March 9, 2017 by twitmericks

An EPA chief known as Scott/ Declared global warming was not/ About CO2./ The scientists’ view,/ Politely expressed, is “What rot!”/// https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2017/03/09/on-climate-change-scott-pruitt-contradicts-the-epas-own-website/?utm_term=.a8a1cf490b6d An EPA chief known as ScottDeclared global warming was notAbout CO2.The scientists' view,Politely expressed, is "What rot!"#Pruitt — … Continue reading →

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Revolting Tories

Posted on March 9, 2017 by twitmericks

A number of Tory MPs/ Are feeling a little unease/ At Hammond now breaking/ A firm undertaking/ To rule out increased NICs./// https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/09/theresa-may-philip-hammond-face-serious-tory-revolt-over-tax-on-self-employed A number of Tory MPsAre feeling a little uneaseAt Hammond now breakingA firm undertakingTo rule out increased … Continue reading →

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Watching TV

Posted on March 8, 2017 by twitmericks

A CIA document leak/ Shows cybersecurity’s weak;/ By hacking with ease/ Your phones and TVs,/ Big Brother is sneaking a peek./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39203724 A CIA document leakShows cybersecurity's weak;By hacking with easeYour phones and TVs,Big Brother is sneaking a peek.#CIALeaks — … Continue reading →

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Cops Face Big Job

Posted on March 8, 2017 by twitmericks

Police in East Dulwich admit/ They have a big job to outwit/ The serial pooer,/ A wanted wrongdoer/  Who roams around having a shit./// http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-hunt-serial-defecator-a3483631.html Police in East Dulwich admitThey have a big job to outwitThe serial pooer,A wanted wrongdoer … Continue reading →

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Blue Monday Brings New Order

Posted on March 7, 2017 by twitmericks

The Trump ban on Muslims is back/ But this time excluding Iraq/ He had to withdraw/ A previous law/ Which experts concluded was wack*./// *”Cack” or “kack” may be substituted here if preferred. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/mar/06/new-trump-travel-ban-muslim-majority-countries-refugees The #Trump ban on Muslims is … Continue reading →

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Caught Sessions

Posted on March 2, 2017 by twitmericks

Top US Attorney Jeff Sessions/ Reluctantly made some confessions/ Admitting discussions/ With senior Russians/ But hotly denying transgressions./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39136118 Top US Attorney Jeff SessionsReluctantly made some confessionsAdmitting discussionsWith senior RussiansBut hotly denying transgressions. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 2, 2017

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Fillon Fights On

Posted on March 1, 2017 by twitmericks

A candidate known as Francois/ Accused of infringing la loi/ Insists he’ll fight on/ But polls show Fillon/ Is likely to come number trois./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39125941 A candidate known as FrancoisAccused of infringing la loiInsists he'll fight onBut polls show FillonIs … Continue reading →

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Fox Puppet

Posted on February 28, 2017 by twitmericks

On kids’ TV show Fox & Friends/ A human reporter pretends/ To talk to a creature/ With big bushy feature/ That’s orange with white on the ends.///  http://www.mediaite.com/tv/donald-trump-says-obama-may-be-behind-recent-protests/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/836647523855044608

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Nokiastalgia

Posted on February 27, 2017 by twitmericks

The Nokia 3310/ Was popular long ago when/ A phone was a thing/ For using to ring/ Your friends or play Snake now and then./// https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/feb/26/nokia-3310-is-back-and-it-even-has-snake The Nokia 3310Was popular long ago whenA phone was a thingFor using to ringYour … Continue reading →

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La La Boo-boo

Posted on February 27, 2017 by twitmericks

The best film award in LA,/ Presented by Warren and Faye,/ Won top prize for bloopers,/ PricewaterhouseCoopers/ Creating complete disarray./// https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/feb/27/pricewaterhousecoopers-issues-sincere-apology-for-oscars-blunder The best film award in LA,Presented by Warren and Faye,Won top prize for bloopers,#PricewaterhouseCoopersCreating complete disarray. — Mick Twister … Continue reading →

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