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Emergency Brexit Blocked

Posted on November 3, 2016 by twitmericks

A court ruled Prime Minister May/ Must wait before breaking away./ No triggering Brexit/ Till parliament checks it/ And MPs have all had a say.//// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37857785 A court ruled Prime Minister MayMust wait before breaking away.No triggering #brexit Till parliament … Continue reading →

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Boom to Bust

Posted on November 2, 2016 by twitmericks

The fashion for décolleté/ Say experts, has now had its dé/ So women with breasts/ Must cover their chests/ As Vogue thinks their cleavage passé./// http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/vogue-says-cleavage-over-bust-elizabeth-saltzman-a7392786.html The fashion for décolletéSay experts, has now had its déSo women with breastsMust cover … Continue reading →

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Shaggy Dog Tory

Posted on November 2, 2016 by twitmericks

In Heseltine’s clarification/ Regarding a long-dead alsatian,/ The Tory big beast/ Insists the deceased/ Was not killed by his strangulation./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/01/michael-heseltine-confesses-strangling-mothers-dog-to-death-kim-alsatian In #Heseltine's clarificationRegarding a long-dead alsatian,The Tory big beastInsists the deceasedWas not killed by his strangulation. — Mick Twister … Continue reading →

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Pilot Taken in Hand

Posted on November 1, 2016 by twitmericks

A pilot who flew in the nude/ Was grounded for actions most lewd/ He came in to land/ With joystick in hand/ To find his career was now screwed./// Graphic images ‘show British Airways pilot performing sex act on himself … Continue reading →

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Halloween Trumpkin

Posted on October 31, 2016 by twitmericks

Ghosts, witches & things that go bump/ Alarm us & make our hearts thump/ But nothing I’ve seen/ Around Halloween/ Is scary as ‘President Trump’./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37817240 Ghosts, witches & things that go bumpAlarm us & make our hearts thumpBut nothing … Continue reading →

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Thumbs Down

Posted on October 30, 2016 by twitmericks

A thumb on a statue of Venus/ Broke off in a manner most heinous./ Oh well, said the waiter/ I’ll fix it on later -/ Must tidy around Mars’s penis./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37786103 A thumb on a statue of VenusBroke off in … Continue reading →

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Motorist Boobs

Posted on October 28, 2016 by twitmericks

A woman put under arrest/ For driving while semi-undressed/ Rear-ended a cop/ While baring her top/ To snapchat a pic of her breast./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37795008 A woman put under arrestFor driving while semi-undressedRear-ended a copWhile baring her topTo snapchat a pic … Continue reading →

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Withering on the Vine

Posted on October 28, 2016 by twitmericks

The video app known as Vine/ Has come to the end of the line/ At Twitter they say/ Old clips will still play,/ It’s in for a managed decline./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-37788052 The video app known as #Vine Has come to the end of the … Continue reading →

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Byelection Bye

Posted on October 26, 2016 by twitmericks

A backbencher gave up his seat/ And stood for his party’s defeat,/ A bold Zac attack/ Set back by a lack/ Of Tory contender to beat./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-zac-goldsmith-heathrow-by-election-a7380126.html A backbencher gave up his seatAnd stood for his party's defeat,A bold Zac … Continue reading →

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What the Duck?

Posted on October 26, 2016 by twitmericks

A woman who flew with a duck/ Said when I was down on my luck/ My help was this bird;/ If that sounds absurd/ Well frankly, I don’t give a damn./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/17/adorable-emotional-support-duck-is-a-hit-on-us-flight/ A woman who flew with a duckSaid when … Continue reading →

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