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So Hot it’s Smoking!

Posted on October 11, 2016 by twitmericks

A firm that was accident-prone/ Released a combustible phone/ The upmarket burner/ Was not a good earner/ And Samsung shares sank like a stone./// http://www.cnbc.com/2016/10/11/samsung-permanently-halts-production-of-its-galaxy-note-7-18-billion-wiped-off-shares.html A firm that was accident-proneReleased a combustible phoneThe upmarket burnerWas not a good earnerAnd Samsung … Continue reading →

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Groping for a Strategy

Posted on October 11, 2016 by twitmericks

Subjected to general pillory/ He got out his heavy artillery/ Forget groping females -/ For misusing emails,/ Trump says he’ll incarcerate Hillary./// Subjected to general pilloryHe got out his heavy artilleryForget groping femalesFor misusing emailsTrump says he'll incarcerate Hillary. — … Continue reading →

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Trump Apology Shock

Posted on October 8, 2016 by twitmericks

Republican candidate Trump/ Is sorry he groped the odd rump/ The number of women/ Inclined to vote him in/ Will doubtless continue to slump./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37594918 Republican candidate #Trump Is sorry he groped the odd rumpThe number of womenInclined to vote him … Continue reading →

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Holy FARC

Posted on October 7, 2016 by twitmericks

Colombia’s boss Juan Manuel/ Received the prestigious Nobel/ For talking to FARC,/ Who got in a nark/ Cos they didn’t get one as well./// http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/10/nobel-peace-prize-2016-colombia-santos-named-winner-161007050458104.html Colombia's boss Juan ManuelReceived the prestigious NobelFor talking to FARC,Who got in a narkCos they … Continue reading →

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Anarchy in the UKIP

Posted on October 7, 2016 by twitmericks

Divisions in UKIP got bitter/ When Woolfe was denounced as a splitter/ As manners forsook ’em/ The MEP Hookem/ Emerged as the party’s big hitter./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37582038 Divisions in UKIP got bitterWhen Woolfe was denounced as a splitterAs manners forsook 'emThe … Continue reading →

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What the Frack?

Posted on October 6, 2016 by twitmericks

The government’s given its backing/ To shale gas extraction or fracking/ Said Sajid Javid/ Upholding the bid/ “It’s Lancashire’s time to get cracking!”/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-37567866 The government's given its backingTo shale gas extraction or frackingSaid Mr JavidUpholding the bid"Now Lancashire has … Continue reading →

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Sheikh Down

Posted on October 6, 2016 by twitmericks

A fake sheikh named Mazher Mahmood/ With whom the police would collude/ Who put many stars/ Away behind bars/ Will now himself taste prison food./// https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/oct/05/fake-sheikh-mazher-mahmood-tulisa-contostavlos-trial A fake sheikh named Mazher MahmoodWith whom the police would colludeWho put many starsAway … Continue reading →

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Out of Control

Posted on October 5, 2016 by twitmericks

Diane who came top of the poll/ For UKIP’s top leadership role/ Has called it a day/ Which could pave the way/ For Nigel to take back control./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37558485 Diane who came top of the pollFor #UKIP's top leadership roleHas … Continue reading →

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Jam Tomorrow

Posted on October 4, 2016 by twitmericks

The UK department of trade/ Says Britain must not be afraid/ No need to get nervous/ Our jam will preserve us/ You can’t beat Seville marmalade./// Stay calm, Brexit-worriers: Liam Fox has a plan to sell ‘innovative British jams and … Continue reading →

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Tax-Free Trump

Posted on October 3, 2016 by twitmericks

From Donald Trump’s leaked tax returns/ The US electorate learns/ He got to evade/ The tax others paid/ Which may not look smart at the urns./// From Donald #Trump's leaked tax returnsThe US electorate learnsHe got to evadeThe tax others paidWhich … Continue reading →

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