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Never Mind the Recession – It’s the Saudi Succession

Posted on June 17, 2012 by twitmericks

The death of Prince Nayef al-Saud/ Has cast a political cloud/ In terms of succession/ I get the impression/ The claimants form rather a crowd. //// http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jun/17/saudi-succession-heir-nayef-dies?newsfeed=true

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Aung San Suu Kyi’s Long Wait to be Free

Posted on June 16, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a brave woman from Burma/ More quiet than many, but firmer/ She waited a spell/ But then got her Nobel/ Showing ASSK’s  a long-termer. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18471941

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Insider Doing Time Inside

Posted on June 15, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old banker named Gupta/ Whose dealings got ever corrupter/ A court in Manhattan/ Detected a pattern/ Of dubious things he was up to. ///http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/0a106408-b4cd-11e1-aa06-00144feabdc0.html#axzz1xtap2yrb

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Blogger of Dinner Comes out Winner

Posted on June 15, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a young girl in Argyll/ Who blogs her school dinner in style/ Authorities banned ‘er/ Disliking her candour/ But had to relent in a while. /// http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16247541

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How Rebekah Kept up Dave’s Pecker

Posted on June 14, 2012 by twitmericks

DC had a BF, Rebekah/ Who helped him to keep up his pecker/ We’re in it together/ She wrote – any weather/ He watches the scandal now wreck ‘er. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18437287

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Harryed Out

Posted on June 14, 2012 by twitmericks

The outgoing coach of the Spurs/ Was fired, as often occurs/ To stay any longer/ He wanted more wonga/ Despite poor results, one infers. /// http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2012/06/14/3172634/redknapp-levy-simply-lost-faith-in-each-other-at-tottenham

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Does Whingeing Banker Give a Toss?

Posted on June 13, 2012 by twitmericks

JP Morgan Chase’s big boss/ Said sorry for making a loss/ The members of Senate/ Must ask if he mennit/ Or really could not give a toss. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18419129

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What a Right Tit!

Posted on June 13, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old star named Madonna/ Who feared her career was a goner/ So she started a ripple/ By baring a nipple/ To draw mild opprobrium on ‘er. /// http://music.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=1017767&showcomments=true

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Church Disparages Plan for Gay Marriages

Posted on June 12, 2012 by twitmericks

There were some old C of E leaders/ Who set out the Anglican creed as/ It isn’t OK/ For gay to wed gay/ As marriage is strictly for breeders. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18405318

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You Booze, You Lose

Posted on June 11, 2012 by twitmericks

PM David Cameron’s daughter/ Got left where a child didn’t oughta/ She sat in the bar/ While he left in a car/ (DC shoulda stayed on the water!) /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jun/11/david-cameron-daughter-behind-pub?newsfeed=true

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