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He Won’t let the Sun go Down on Him

Posted on February 17, 2012 by twitmericks

Old Mr Murdoch of Wapping/Whose journos the Met keeps on copping/Insists that the Sun/Will continue to run/& won’t do illegal eavesdropping.

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Canvassing for Oats

Posted on February 16, 2012 by twitmericks

When #Cameron visited Fife Amid anti-union strife The man had his oats But may not have won votes For dislike of the Tories is rife. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/16/david-cameron-tucks-into-scottish-porridge_n_1281367.html

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On Otley Moor Baht Owt*

Posted on February 15, 2012 by twitmericks

A naturist went for a ramble Which is always a bit of a gamble In his case it wuz He was caught by the fuzz Though luckily not by a bramble. *On Otley Moor Without Anything, as opposed to On … Continue reading →

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Xi’s So Fine

Posted on February 15, 2012 by twitmericks

A Chinese VP known as Xi Has had top-level talks in DC But his name on the news Can be apt to confuse Till you realise that Xi is a he. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/9083333/Barack-Obama-tells-Xi-Jinping-China-must-improve-its-human-rights-record.html

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Rangers Dangers

Posted on February 15, 2012 by twitmericks

A team from the banks of the Clyde May shortly go into a slide A tax bill endangers The future of Rangers A really quite old football side. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2012/02/15/rangers-in-crisis-ibrox-club-paying-for-glory-years-say-finance-experts-86908-23749216/

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Zambian Champions

Posted on February 13, 2012 by twitmericks

1000s & 1000s of Zambians Are welcoming home their new champions The chipolopolo Beat Drogba & Kolo To create an extraordinary ambience. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-17011165

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Greece Is The Word Again

Posted on February 12, 2012 by twitmericks

The Mediterranean diet Is austerity, tear gas and riot As lines of police Charge protesters in #Greece Causing pan-European disquiet.  ++++++++++++++++ OK, OK – Only nine months into Twitmericks, seven months into the blog, and already we’re showing repeats. My … Continue reading →

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Free Kashgari – End of Story

Posted on February 12, 2012 by twitmericks

So Saudi Arabian floggers Now threaten to execute bloggers Indicted for blasphemy Their law’s an ass for me Barbarous attitudes dog us. http://af.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idAFTRE81B08E20120212

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Saving All Her Songs for You

Posted on February 12, 2012 by twitmericks

A singer who lived in LA Departed this earth yesterday But thankfully #Whitney Bequeathed us a litany Of soulful recordings to play. http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/feb/12/whitney-houston-storm-charts-death?newsfeed=true

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Look No Hands

Posted on February 12, 2012 by twitmericks

A man by the name of Luis/Has angered another, Patrice/Whom he feels got him banned/He rejected his hand/In a terminal blow to world peace.

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