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Daily Mail Story “True” Shock

Posted on February 11, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old banker named Nat Whose libel case fell a bit flat A judge found the tale That appeared in the Mail “Substantially true” –  Fancy that! http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/rothschild-loses-libel-case-and-reveals-secret-world-of-money-and-politics-6720015.html

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Kill Bill?

Posted on February 10, 2012 by twitmericks

The Government’s NHS Bill May shortly be put through the mill As Tory grandees Sensing DC’s unease About #Lansley, go in for the kill. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16976199

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Without a Prayer

Posted on February 10, 2012 by twitmericks

A Bideford Council majority Said prayers should be given priority But not even in Devon A court ruled, is heaven Municipal Higher Authority. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-16980025

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Heather Grows Wild

Posted on February 9, 2012 by twitmericks

A Leveson witness named Heather Said when she & Paul were together The Mirror attacked her And Piers Morgan hacked her Leaving her at the end of her tether

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Capello Ciao

Posted on February 8, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an Italian fellow Folks know him as Fabio Capello He chucked in his job Over John Terry’s gob Cos he thought the FA had been yellow. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16941457

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Oil in Troubled Waters

Posted on February 8, 2012 by twitmericks

A President known as Cristina’s Said islands she calls Las Malvinas And all of their oil Are not British soil But actually are Argentina’s.

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The Dog Ate my Accounts

Posted on February 8, 2012 by twitmericks

Harry Redknapp, the gaffer of Spurs/Contrary to what one infers/Is totally blameless/In no way a shameless/Tax dodger, as per sordid slurs.

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From Russia with Lav

Posted on February 7, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a old fellow from Russia Who went to see Syria’s Bashar As mortars & bombs Rained down upon Homs Mr Lavrov gladhanded the crusher. http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/07/us-syria-idUSTRE80S08620120207

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Wot the Dickens

Posted on February 7, 2012 by twitmericks

Mr Charles Dickens, aka Boz Is remembered on this day becoz He’s 200 years old And the stories he told Were some of the best that there woz.  

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Cameras Don’t Linger on MIA’s Finger

Posted on February 7, 2012 by twitmericks

MIA was a rapper from Mitcham Who US nets thought’d bewitch ’em But sadly the singer Gave viewers the finger* Before TV bosses could switch ’em. http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2012/feb/06/did-mia-shock-super-bowl *Look, there are places where finger rhymes with singer – like Liverpool. OK?

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