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Gillard of Oz

Posted on September 5, 2011 by twitmericks

There is a PM known as Julia/Her party’s becoming unrulier/As much of Australia/Decides she’s a failure/She digs in her heels, acting mulier. (tweeted 2/9/11) http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/content/2011/s3309255.htm

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Dead Ned

Posted on September 1, 2011 by twitmericks

The body of outlaw Ned Kelly/Of tin hat and ironclad belly/Was finally found/In a hole in the ground/And DNA-matched with a rellie. http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/01/us-australia-kelly-idUSTRE7800UJ20110901

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Dorries’s Worries

Posted on September 1, 2011 by twitmericks

Mid-Beds MP Nadine #Dorries/Apparently has a few worries/On advice and #abortion/They’re out of proportion/She can’t even carry the Tories. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/31/downing-street-uturn-abortion-proposals

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Un-Con-Vinced

Posted on August 31, 2011 by twitmericks

Liberal Democrat Vince/Set out from the start to convince/Dave to take on the banks/But Cam said no thanks/And #Cable has sulked ever since. http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5h6l_BZyDNO_OvvevtWuzfpQ73MVg?docId=N0104611314769197632A

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Vanessa Parody

Posted on August 31, 2011 by twitmericks

Top UK thespian Vanessa/Likes to confront an oppressor/So Dale Farm travellers/In their Basildon favelas/Can rely on Vanessa, Gawd Bless ‘er. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/30/vanessa-redgrave-dale-farm-travellers?INTCMP=ILCNETTXT3487

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Dashing Blade

Posted on August 31, 2011 by twitmericks

Blade Runner Oscar #Pistorius/Hasn’t been happy and glorious/In Korea’s athletics/His famous prosthetics/Did not end up being victorious. http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/873847-oscar-pistorius-remains-fan-favourite-despite-missing-out-on-400m-final-spot  

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Leaving Libya

Posted on August 30, 2011 by twitmericks

#Gaddafi‘s 3 kids and his wife/Left #Libya and ran for their life/They reached the exterior/Namely #Algeria/But where are Muammar and Saif? http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/29/gaddafi-family-escape-libya-algeria

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Drunken Uncle

Posted on August 30, 2011 by twitmericks

There was an #Obama from Mass/Police came and busted his ass/The President’s unc/Caught driving when drunk/Misguidedly stepped on the gas. (tweeted 29/8/11) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14712656

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Goodnight Irene

Posted on August 30, 2011 by twitmericks

A tropical storm named #Irene/Blew in like a big wave machine/But failed to flatten/The isle of Manhattan/As punters had widely foreseen. (tweeted 28/8/11) http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/28/hurricane-irene-manhattan-almost-unscathed

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Nurofen Plus Fuss

Posted on August 27, 2011 by twitmericks

The makers of #Nurofen+/Are embroiled in a bit of a fuss/Someone spiked their doses/With drugs for psychosis/Such sabotage could repercuss. http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/sabotage-suspected-as-nurofen-packs-are-recalled-2344690.html

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