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Mocking Turd

Posted on December 4, 2019 by twitmericks

A sensitive snowflake named Trump/ Made clear he had taken the hump/ At being discussed in/ A huddle by Justin/ And others who think him a chump./// A sensitive snowflake named TrumpMade clear he had taken the humpAt being discussed … Continue reading →

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Cat Flap

Posted on December 2, 2019 by twitmericks

A cat with a prestige address/ Had four months off work due to stress;/ The programme for Palmerston,/ So no further harm is done/ , Involves people petting him less./// A cat with a prestige addressHad four months off work … Continue reading →

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Apo’strophe Cata’strophe

Posted on December 1, 2019 by twitmericks

There was an apostrophe cop/ Who watched every greengrocer’s shop/ For wrong punctuation,/ Whose organisation/ Has come to, alas, a full stop./// There was an apostrophe copWho watched every greengrocer's shopFor wrong punctuation,Whose organisationHas come to, alas, a full stop.#apostrophe … Continue reading →

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Fear Factor

Posted on December 1, 2019 by twitmericks

When something went bang in the night/ The rest of us woke in a fright;/ For Johnson the fear/ He’ll have to appear/ On Neil is what makes him go white./// When something went bang in the nightThe rest of … Continue reading →

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Devices or Desires

Posted on December 1, 2019 by twitmericks

Smart underwear some Germans own/ Can swiftly disable your phone/ Till you and your lover/ Get under the cover,/ Ignore your devices, and bone./// https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/smart-pants-to-make-you-turn-off-your-phone-and-turn-on-your-lover-g97zsrpvx https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1200933320529457153

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Ice won, Boris!

Posted on November 29, 2019 by twitmericks

The Tories gave Johnson advice/ To shun Corbyn, Sturgeon and Price/ And Berry and Swinson,/ For he’s less convincing,/ On climate, than that block of ice./// #ClimateDebate #C4ClimateDebate #C4News #borisisacoward #BorisJohnsonIsAMelt @bendepear @krishgm https://t.co/uocXvzJSrc

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Where the Sun don’t Shine

Posted on November 28, 2019 by twitmericks

A wellness-through-butt-tanning craze/ Has led to unseemly displays:/ You lie back and splay ’em,/ A warm perineum/ Thus soaking up health-giving rays./// https://t.co/4yKAdtzBFu

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The Moo-trix

Posted on November 28, 2019 by twitmericks

With bovine-adapted VR Cows mentally wander afar To pastures much lusher Than cowsheds inRussia (In physical terms, where they are). https://t.co/y0cpjc1m6R  

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Lam Bested

Posted on November 25, 2019 by twitmericks

The people in charge in Hong Kong,/ Perceived to have handled things wrong,/ Lost out in a vote/ From which one may note/ Support for democracy’s strong./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1198935334337306629

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Truck-up

Posted on November 22, 2019 by twitmericks

To test his unbreakable truck, Musk called on a punter to chuck Steel balls at the glass, Which didn’t quite pass – It shattered the minute they struck. https://t.co/0T4JeJKzWE

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