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Raab sees Brexit

Posted on November 8, 2018 by twitmericks

The Brexit Sec’s lately been struck/ That Britain needs shipments by truck/ That pass through Calais;/ The rest of us say:/ “I mean, what the actual fuck?”/// The Brexit Sec's lately been struckThat Britain needs shipments by truckThat pass through … Continue reading →

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There was an old man…

Posted on November 8, 2018 by twitmericks

An old man who finds it frustrating/ His years deter women from dating/ Seeks legal redress/ To make his age less,/ Improving his low Tinder rating./// An old man who finds it frustratingHis years deter women from datingSeeks legal redressTo … Continue reading →

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Sessions out

Posted on November 7, 2018 by twitmericks

The White House has fired Jeff Sessions/ Who wouldn’t support Trump’s suppressions,/ And named a politicker/ Named Matthew Whitaker/ To help cover up his transgressions./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/07/jeff-sessions-fired-us-attorney-general The White House has fired Jeff SessionsWho wouldn't support Trump's suppressions,And named a politickerNamed … Continue reading →

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Red and Dead

Posted on November 7, 2018 by twitmericks

Nevada’s state vote went ahead/ With voters electing a red,/ The pimp Dennis Hof,/ Not being put off/ By his being certified dead./// Nevada's state vote went aheadWith voters electing a red,The pimp Dennis Hof,Not being put offBy his being … Continue reading →

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Dump Trump

Posted on November 7, 2018 by twitmericks

Significant numbers of voters/ Turned out in the States to give notice/ They’re not gonna plump/ For President Trump / The next time they’re picking a POTUS./// Significant numbers of votersTurned out in the States to give noticeThey're not gonna … Continue reading →

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Stellar progress

Posted on November 5, 2018 by twitmericks

An asteroid passing our star,/ Resembling a giant cigar,/ Named ‘Oumuamua/ Is like very few are/ And could be a probe from afar./// An asteroid passing our star,Resembling a giant cigar,Named 'OumuamuaIs like very few areAnd could be a probe … Continue reading →

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Herd the news?

Posted on November 4, 2018 by twitmericks

  The llamas of upland Peru,/ Best-known for their wool hitherto,/ Have other great features -/ The clever old creatures/ Have found us a treatment for flu./// The llamas of upland Peru,Best-known for their wool hitherto,Have other great features –The … Continue reading →

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Banks job

Posted on November 2, 2018 by twitmericks

When Banks funded Leave’s referendum/ He said here’s three million, now spendum,/ Believing that rules/ Are just there for fools,/ While Bad Boys are able to bendum./// When Banks funded Leave's referendumHe said here's three million, now spendum,Believing that rulesAre … Continue reading →

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Happy medium

Posted on October 31, 2018 by twitmericks

  A psychic who comes to orgasm/ Through sex with a randy phantasm/ Enjoys being haunted,/ Declaring, undaunted,/ It’s out of this world when she asm./// A psychic who comes to orgasmThrough sex with a randy phantasmEnjoys being haunted,Declaring, undaunted,It's … Continue reading →

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Batshit flatsit cat shit ruling

Posted on October 30, 2018 by twitmericks

A judge ruled in Julian’s spat/ With Ecuador over his flat/ The cost of his stay/ Is paying his way/ And cleaning up after his cat./// A judge ruled in Julian's spatWith Ecuador over his flatThe cost of his stayIs … Continue reading →

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