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Buzzing in the aisles

Posted on October 29, 2018 by twitmericks

A shop seeking sales stimulation/ And more market share penetration/ Is now selling toys/ An adult enjoys/ With ‘Feel the Difference’ vibration./// A shop seeking sales stimulationAnd more market share penetrationIs now selling toysAn adult enjoysWith 'Feel the Difference' vibration.#sainsburys … Continue reading →

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Heads EU win, tails UK loses

Posted on October 29, 2018 by twitmericks

The Tories are terribly split/ And Brexit is going to shit/ But kind Mrs May/ Will give the UK/ A shiny new 50p bit./// The Tories are terribly splitAnd Brexit is going to shitBut kind Mrs MayWill give the UKA … Continue reading →

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Retailer shopped

Posted on October 26, 2018 by twitmericks

The business tycoon Philip Green/ Paid lawyers to keep his name clean/ But now he’s been thwarted,/ It can be reported/ It’s not just his wealth that’s obscene./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45981436 The business tycoon Philip GreenPaid lawyers to keep his name cleanBut … Continue reading →

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Cack-handed cover-up

Posted on October 24, 2018 by twitmericks

There was an old man of the West/ Who said “I am most unimpressed -/ These fellows from Saudi,/ Their cover-up’s lousy!/ My cover-ups? Those are the best!”/// There was an old man of the WestWho said "I am most … Continue reading →

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Pooing plastic

Posted on October 23, 2018 by twitmericks

Researchers examining theses/ About the effect on our species/ Of small bits of plastic/ Say things are so drastic,/ They’re even polluting our faeces./// Researchers examining thesesAbout the effect on our speciesOf small bits of plasticSay things are so drastic,They're … Continue reading →

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Accursed judge

Posted on October 21, 2018 by twitmericks

The witches of Brooklyn are here,/ And Kavanaugh’s quaking with fear/ They’ll give him a hex/ That shrivels his sex/ Or worse, makes him stop liking beer./// The witches of Brooklyn are here,And Kavanaugh's quaking with fearThey'll give him a … Continue reading →

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Mohammed’s BS

Posted on October 20, 2018 by twitmericks

The Saudi Crown Prince MBS/ Has ordered some aides to confess/ And shoulder the blame/ To clear his own name,/ But everyone knows it’s BS./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/oct/19/jamal-khashoggi-saudi-prince-under-pressure-to-blame-general-for-presumed-death

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Shitshow loses fan

Posted on October 19, 2018 by twitmericks

When Johnny, a Tory MP/ Declares party leaders to be/ A shit show of note/ For whom not to vote,/ It’s difficult not to agree./// When Johnny, a Tory MPDeclares party leaders to beA shit show of noteFor whom not … Continue reading →

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Scarf and muff

Posted on October 16, 2018 by twitmericks

A luxury fashion designer/ Thought no fur-trimmed shawl could be finer/ Than one with pink flaps/ But some think perhaps/ It looks like a giant vagina./// A luxury fashion designerThought no fur-trimmed shawl could be finerThan one with pink flapsBut … Continue reading →

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Money talks

Posted on October 12, 2018 by twitmericks

Trump’s line on Khashoggi is: “Shucks,/ Our Saudi pals spend some big bucks,/ So though it looks murky,/ What happened in Turkey,/ The truth is I give zero fucks”./// Trump's line on #Khashoggi is: "Shucks,Our Saudi pals spend some big … Continue reading →

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