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Mucky as Commons

Posted on October 12, 2018 by twitmericks

Oh pity the people who clean/ The building where MPs have been,/ Removing stuff from it/ Like condoms and vomit/ And other things still more obscene./// Oh pity the people who cleanThe building where MPs have been,Removing stuff from itLike … Continue reading →

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Fatal passion

Posted on October 12, 2018 by twitmericks

Maurizio ‘Zanza’ Zanfanti/ Aged 62, died in flagrante./ Asked whether he passed/ From shagging too fast/ His lover said, ‘No, twas andante!’/// Been away for a week, so just updating the blog with some from the last few days. This … Continue reading →

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Fish mousse

Posted on October 3, 2018 by twitmericks

A truck full of fish hit a moose/ And barrels of herring broke loose./ To clear it away,/ The role mops would play/ Was sluicing the smorgasbord juice./// A truck full of fish hit a mooseAnd barrels of herring broke … Continue reading →

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Chantilly filly

Posted on October 2, 2018 by twitmericks

A horse galloped into a bar/ Where drinkers enjoying a jar/ Said: “Why the long face?/ You’ve run your last race,/ You’re now a big internet star!”/// A horse galloped into a barWhere drinkers enjoying a jarSaid: "Why the long … Continue reading →

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Hunt off target

Posted on October 1, 2018 by twitmericks

The minister Jeremy Hunt/ Caused many in Europe affront/ With dodgy comparisons/ To Red Army garrisons,/ A foolish, ridiculous stunt./// The minister Jeremy HuntCaused many in Europe affrontWith dodgy comparisonsTo Red Army garrisons,A foolish, ridiculous stunt.https://t.co/ZB5U6S81RU#JeremyHunt #EU #BrexitShambles #Tories #ToryConf18 … Continue reading →

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Divorce Party

Posted on October 1, 2018 by twitmericks

The pledge of a great celebration/ To rally the post-Brexit nation/ By May’s lot in Birmingham/ Helps in confirmingham/ As people in deep desperation.//// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45697248 The pledge of a great celebrationTo rally the post-Brexit nationBy May's lot in BirminghamHelps in … Continue reading →

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My life of rhyme

Posted on September 28, 2018 by twitmericks

On Saturday, 12 until 4/ Mick Twister will set out his store,/ Advising on rhyming/ And meter and timing,/ Free entry (for lack of a door)./// Yes, on for a short rhyme only – another chance to catch one of … Continue reading →

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Judge judged

Posted on September 28, 2018 by twitmericks

There once was a pale, stale, male/ Entitled alumnus of Yale/ Who, being accused/ By those he’d abused,/ Would bluster and bully and wail./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/27/kavanaugh-ford-testimony-latest-what-will-they-say-senate-hearing There once was a pale, stale, maleEntitled alumnus of YaleWho, being accusedBy those he'd abused,Would … Continue reading →

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Seal of disapproval

Posted on September 27, 2018 by twitmericks

A paddler encountered a seal/ Who popped up right under his keel/ And wielding an oc-/ Topus gave him a sock/ For rudely disturbing its meal./// A paddler encountered a sealWho popped up right under his keelAnd wielding an oc-Topus … Continue reading →

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Packet in!

Posted on September 27, 2018 by twitmericks

The poor Royal Mail would be most/ Obliged to stop getting a host/ Of empty crisp packs/ Appearing in sacks/ For Walkers each day in the post./// The poor Royal Mail would be mostObliged to stop getting a hostOf empty … Continue reading →

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