Urine For it Now!

Posted on January 11, 2017 by twitmericks

The Donald was quick to dismiss/
Reports of his urophile bliss/
As phoney and fake/
So please for Trump’s sake/
Will people stop taking the piss.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38586626

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Trump Pissed at Claims

Posted on January 11, 2017 by twitmericks

A fellow who lives in Trump Tower/

Is said to be in Russia’s power/

For he could be hurt/

By FSB dirt/

Involving a group golden shower.///

https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenbensinger/these-reports-allege-trump-has-deep-ties-to-russia?utm_term=.wrJ64DXzK#.iyq3KmdEV

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Confirmation Sessions

Posted on January 10, 2017 by twitmericks

Republican nominee Sessions,/
Confronted with former transgressions,/
Insists he’s no fan/
Of Duke and the Klan,/
Whatever initial impressions.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38564478

 

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McGuinness is Off

Posted on January 9, 2017 by twitmericks

Sinn Fein vice-first-minister Martin/

Abruptly declared he’s departin’/

And blasted Arlene/

We take this to mean/

Election campaignin’ is startin’.///

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/09/martin-mcguinness-to-resign-as-northern-ireland-deputy-first-minister

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I Ran Iran

Posted on January 9, 2017 by twitmericks

There was an Iranian man/
Who used to be big in Tehran/
But old Rafsanjani,/
Like Hassan Rouhani,/
Had fights over who ran Iran.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-38551639

 

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Wall Faces Barrier

Posted on January 6, 2017 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Trump/

Who asked US Congress to stump/

Up cash for his wall/

As Mexicans all/

Said go take a big running jump.///

who will pay?

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Early Payday for Some

Posted on January 4, 2017 by twitmericks

Top CEOs in the UK/

Receive such exorbitant pay/

They’d already made/

What others get paid/

All year just by lunchtime today.///

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2017/jan/04/uk-bosses-will-make-more-by-midday-than-workers-will-earn-all-year-fat-cat-wednesday

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Brexit Stage Left

Posted on January 4, 2017 by twitmericks

A diplomat working on Brexit,/

Announcing his personal exit,/

Suggests Mrs May/

Should tell the UK/

Her plan for how Britain effects it.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38503020

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Having Our Cake and Eating it

Posted on January 3, 2017 by twitmericks

The dentist says not to partake/

In workplace consumption of cake/

But our predilection/

For sharing confection/

Is quite a tough habit to break.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38491414

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Bibi’s Freebies

Posted on January 3, 2017 by twitmericks

Israeli Prime Minister Bibi/

Allegedly took the odd freebie/

Police want to know/

For what quid pro quo -/

What might his reciprocal fee be?///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-38491374

 

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