Trident Tested

Posted on January 23, 2017 by twitmericks

Last year in a submarine test/

A Trident-fired missile went west/

The aim being errant/

On Britain’s deterrent/

Was something the PM suppressed.///

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jan/22/ltrident-malfunction-cover-up-claims-labour-urges-investigations

 

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Jammeh Dodger

Posted on January 22, 2017 by twitmericks

Ex-Gambian President Jammeh/
A despot and medical shammeh/
Who claimed to cure AIDS/
Has gone, but evades/
A much-deserved spell in the slammeh.///

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/africa/gambias-defeated-leader-leaves-country-ends-standoff/2017/01/21/4e46503e-e037-11e6-8902-610fe486791c_story.html?utm_term=.004f0f7461e1

 

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Dump Trump

Posted on January 21, 2017 by twitmericks

All over the world, east and west
The anti-Trump people protest
Events led by women
Who didn’t want him in
Show bigly who marches the best.

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Bye Bye Barack

Posted on January 20, 2017 by twitmericks

There was an old man named Barack/
The first US Prez who was black/
A fellow respected,/
And with Trump elected/
One many would kinda like back.///

 

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Hocus Potus

Posted on January 20, 2017 by twitmericks

A man who divided a nation/

Is due for his inauguration/

So Hail to the Chief/

Or wail in your grief/

Then go on a mass demonstration.///

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Golden Touch

Posted on January 19, 2017 by twitmericks

A fellow of riches untold/

Who frolicks in showers of gold/

Talked plain on the stump./

Hail President Trump/

The Man Whom the World was Missold.///

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Full English Brexit

Posted on January 17, 2017 by twitmericks

Theresa May’s great inspiration/

For taking control of the nation/

Is make sure hard Brexit/

Financially wrecks it/

And ends economic migration.///wp-brexit

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/17/key-points-from-mays-what-have-we-learned

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Men Who Bought the World

Posted on January 16, 2017 by twitmericks

Eight people ranked billionaire/

Between them control the same share/

Of global net worth/

As half of the earth/

Which many find rather unfair.///

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2017/jan/16/worlds-eight-richest-people-have-same-wealth-as-poorest-50

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Max Whacks Hacks

Posted on January 15, 2017 by twitmericks

A son of a fascist named Max/

Gets off on consensual smacks,/

For which he got gyp,/

But now holds the whip/

As he funds a watchdog for hacks.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38629469

 

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Trump is a Massive Cock

Posted on January 13, 2017 by twitmericks

A Chinese purveyor of shlock/

Denies he intended to mock/

The POTUS-elect/

With his large erect/

Inflatable yellow-haired cock.///

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/christinerousselle/2017/01/13/chinese-factory-selling-rooster-balloon-that-looks-exactly-like-donald-trump-denies-its-supposed-to-be-donald-trump-n2271095

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